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This Anchor is Legal but Sick, so He Wears it Conspicuously

Not Enough Fish And Geese

559K8.659

Su Haozhe traveled through the parallel world and awakened the Tricky Expert System. On this day, Su Haozhe participated in the draft in a wheelchair, and everyone was very sympathetic. Until. Su Haozhe stood up and introduced himself. Judge: Are you not disabled? What kind of wheelchair? Su Haozhe: Is there a rule that healthy people cannot use wheelchairs? One song on stage will directly brainwash the entire internet. The game is over. Judge teacher: "Su Haozhe sang well, but he is really mentally ill. I went to the toilet, and Su Haozhe kept queuing behind me. The key point is that there is no one in the toilet." Contestant: "He doesn't live in a mental hospital, but he lives in a nursing home." Top Female: "One time he said he would take me fishing, and then he came to the seafood market." Xiao Xianrou: "That night, I really wasn't sleepwalking. He was the one who pulled me to fly the kite together." Netizens: "Although the anchor is sick, at least he is happy!" Relying on his legal but sick live broadcast, Su Haozhe soared to the sky and became the most popular anchor on the Internet. Su Haozhe: "Actually, there is only one disease in the world, and that is..."

Metropolis: Taoist Priest, Stop Cultivating Immortality. I'm Going to Die Laughing

Not Enough Fish And Geese

64K04

[Urban background + relaxed and funny + live broadcast + Taoist priest + trick hunting] Zhang Zixiao traveled through the parallel world and became a Taoist priest. On this day, the real estate boss brought people to demolish the Taoist temple. Zhang Zixiao jumped down from the mountain, beat down more than a dozen security guards, and calculated that the real estate owner was not going to die soon. Unexpectedly, the next moment, the real estate boss rolled down the mountain. The whole Internet shouted "immortal", and countless people came to seek fortune-telling and solve their doubts. Lovelorn Man: "Taoist Priest, my girlfriend of five years has run away with someone else. I should become a monk." Zhang Zixiao: "You've been sleeping with someone else's wife for five years, and you're still not satisfied?" Beauty: "Taoist Priest, my best friend still wears ultra-thin black stockings in winter, how should I advise her?" Zhang Zixiao: "I advise you to mind your own business." Zhang Zixiao's quotations are popular all over the Internet and are called the electronic Chinese medicine of the entire Internet. When everyone thought Zhang Zixiao was a fake Taoist priest, they didn't expect to catch him. "You have to believe in science. I'm a Taoist priest. I know how to fly with a sword, which is very scientific." After Zhang Zixiao finished speaking, he grabbed the zombie by the collar and flew away.

Abstract Parenting: Dad, Please Stop Making Me Play Games

Not Enough Fish And Geese

621K8.932

No system + daily nonsense + funny live broadcast + rebellious dad + reverse parenting Su Han traveled through a parallel world and took his son to participate in a program called "Family Education Observation". The program team selected four groups of families to live broadcast the daily parenting life. Family 1: (rich) nutritious recipes\u002F Noble personal trainers\u002F careful care Family 2: (Middle class) Eagle Education\u002F Mathematical Olympiad Special Training\u002F Guilt Induction Family 3: (Rural) Let children develop freely. ... When they saw Su Han's house, everyone was stunned. Son: I don't want to play games anymore, I want to read a book. Son: Lao Deng, my grades have dropped. Su Han: The school only looks at the results, the family looks at the results, so hurry up and register. Son: You're such a noob that you didn't even hit a single shot. Su Han: Daddy is right, but your daddy will beat you! Su Han picked up the slippers and patted them over. Son: I haven't finished my homework yet. Su Han: Dad will help you write it together. The qualifying competition is about to begin. The son cried sadly. Unexpectedly, Dad cried louder than him. Expert: This dad is too abstract and not worthy of being a parent! Netizens: A father's love is really like a mountain... A landslide. [Many years later, the interview with the top scorer in the college entrance examination] Reporter: Do you think it is difficult to get into Beijing University? Son: How could there be such a big problem in Beijing University?

The Story of the Transformation of Father and Son, the Child's Brother at Full Level Broke the Entire Network

Not Enough Fish And Geese

293K7.7

Lin Han was dragged by his father to participate in "Father and Son Metamorphosis", and the identities of father and son were reversed. Lin Han, a primary school student, went to work at the family's food stall, while his father went to primary school to try to understand each other. My father thought that if Lin Han had to endure some hardships, he would know the benefits of studying. Unexpectedly. Lin Han's sales doubled on the first day. On the third day, I started a new business and went to the set to sell lunch boxes. Students, masses, celebrities, etc. Lined up to buy. After. Play games and beat professional players instantly. A love song makes the whole Internet depressed. ... Each full-level operation made the entire network break through. "Is this Nima eight years old? Is Meng Po's soup mixed with water?" "Efforts are worthless in front of talent." "You're such a perfect kid. In comparison, I'm useless." "Hello, trash, I'm the new trash." The end of the show. Lin Han: Dad, I have become the richest man. Did you pass the exam?