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人在美利坚算命，我真不是异端啊
Night Grass Fat Horse
Li Ang, known as the "Genius Alchemist", was struck to death by lightning because he spied on heavenly secrets. After his death, his soul traveled to the United States. He had no choice but to set up a fortune-telling stall in order to make a living. "Mr. Li Ang, we now suspect that you have established a heretical evil organization and engaged in criminal activities. Please come with us." "What!? I just set up a stall to tell fortunes. How can I become a heretic?" "Recently, four people died mysteriously nearby. Each one had your death mark on them, and the cause of death was exactly the same. How do you explain it?" "Uh... That proves that my calculations are accurate!" ... Are you saying that I am against humanity by letting people eat placenta? Do you know that there is Zihe Che in Chinese medicine? This is a great supplement. Are you saying that my psychological induction makes people crazy? This is called asking the gods to dispel evil spirits! Are you saying that I beat the Fathers and slandered Christ? Let's do this. Let the priest come out of the little boy's body first and then we can talk.
Li Ang, known as the "Genius Alchemist", was struck to death by lightning because he spied on heavenly secrets. After his death, his soul traveled to the United States. He had no choice but to set up a fortune-telling stall in order to make a living. "Mr. Li Ang, we now suspect that you have established a heretical evil organization and engaged in criminal activities. Please come with us." "What!? I just set up a stall to tell fortunes. How can I become a heretic?" "Recently, four people died mysteriously nearby. Each one had your death mark on them, and the cause of death was exactly the same. How do you explain it?" "Uh... That proves that my calculations are accurate!" ... Are you saying that I am against humanity by letting people eat placenta? Do you know that there is Zihe Che in Chinese medicine? This is a great supplement. Are you saying that my psychological induction makes people crazy? This is called asking the gods to dispel evil spirits! Are you saying that I beat the Fathers and slandered Christ? Let's do this. Let the priest come out of the little boy's body first and then we can talk.