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Cats Are Truth!

Cats Are Truth!

Light Novel

Nian Zai Meow

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Hey my friend, how are you doing? Maybe your life is going well, maybe your life is not very comfortable, or maybe you are about to collide with luck... Listen to me, I encountered a very strange creature recently --A cat! This is no ordinary cat. I have seen with my own eyes that the guy who is against the cat has to sing and dance in public and enjoy the social death meal. Sometimes the cat will meow, and you'd better pray that this doesn't happen. Once the cat meows, that person will most likely go to hell! I'm not kidding, going to hell is a real and scary thing. Oh, and if you see a cat, remember to say hello to it politely. It doesn't matter what form of greeting you use, what matters is politeness! Polite! ! Polite! ! ! If you do something that your cat finds rude, watch your wallet. Maybe if you are not careful, you will experience the terrible event of turning from a rich man to a wealthy man. Don't be enemies with cats, that is really a very scary thing. Please note that any cat may be a dependent of a cat! Don't make enemies of any cats! Remember it! When you see a cat, shout "Meow, meow, meow, meow." When the masters are in a good mood, they may give you a nudge. This is a gift! In the next period of time, good luck will befall you. Okay, that's all, I need to hit the streets to find the cat, wish me luck. Oh, by the way, one more sentence: Cats are truth!