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I was invincible as I silently signed in at the Hokage.

When I was eight years old, in the vast sea of ​​​​people, I heard an affectionate call. "Little friend, don't leave!" "You called me?" The little Chen Chunan met his destined encounter, --An old blind man sitting in front of a fortune-telling stall. "Little friend, I calculated that you are destined to be doomed!" "... Do you think I look like a fool?" The little Chen Chunan sniffed and looked disdainful. He turned a deaf ear to the old blind man's words and turned to leave. At this time, he did not know that the old blind man's next words would affect his life. "Little friend, you are destined to be a peach blossom. If you are entangled by an evil woman in the future, remember to remove her common clothes and attack her belly and back..." Several years later, Chen Chunan, who was reincarnated into the world of immortality due to an accident, finally understood the meaning of the old blind man's advice... ... Before meeting the fairy. Chen Chunan: "Girl..." Hostess: "Fellow Taoist, please respect yourself! I will call someone if you come here again!" After meeting the fairy. Chen Chunan: "Girl?!" Hostess: "Fellow Taoist, please help yourself! If you don't come over, I'll call someone else!" Since then his life has changed dramatically.

It turns out that the culprit is myself? "You can't accuse good people unfairly!" "How could I, an ordinary person, cause a strange outbreak?" "How could the dish fairy, the slit girl, the cat-faced old lady, the crooked-mouthed dragon king, and those extremely powerful weirdos be my accomplices?" "Okay, even if I really love to commit suicide, what does this have to do with the strange outbreak?" The above is Lu Li's defense in the human trial court to defend himself.