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Jian Xin picked up a kitten next to the trash can and named it "Maomao". After raising it for a month, she found out that it was a female kitten. After raising it for half a year, the female cat went out to "have sex" and came back pregnant. Worry! Looking at the litter of kittens, I gritted my teeth and saved some money during this period to sterilize the "cats"! Maomao looked horrified: Is this really good for your future mother-in-law? ! A litter of kittens: walking around, lying down, and some simply closed their eyes. Only one was left, which was all black and had three hairs on its forehead. It had slept enough, lied down enough, and walked enough. It rested on its paws and looked into the room. Jian Xin held up the little kitten with one hand, flipped up its tail and looked at it, and then decided directly: "I'll keep you! Mao San!" Mao San sneered: "I'll see how happy you are when your whole family becomes Mao San." The peerless genius in the cat world, Mo Han, caused a shock to the cat world as soon as he was born, and almost collapsed, but he was still held in the palm of the entire cat world. He was originally loved by thousands of people, but he was rejected by his loving parents and was directly thrown into the human world. The biggest shame in Mo Han's life, who was conscious before he was born, was being called a hairy dog ​​by a human being. After abducting the person into his home, the greatest joy is meeting him. Mo Han: "Second daughter-in-law, come here." Jian Xin: ..... Mo Han: "Xiao Maosan, I'll go there." Jian Xin:! ! ! Highlights 1 Jian Xin waved: "Maomao, come here." Cat: Tilted head and face. "Do you know who Elizabeth is?" Maomao: Confused face. "Elizabeth is a famous queen in the history of Country E. During her reign, Country E's strength reached its peak, and she established maritime hegemony and became an empire on which the "sun never sets." So my daughter-in-law is instigating her mother-in-law to usurp her husband's position? Cat: shy. "Do you know what this is?" Jian Xin took out something and put it around her neck. Cat: Curious face. Looking left and right, she was very satisfied with the gift given to her by her wife. "Elizabeth collar." Cat: happy face. A good name, domineering, with a good meaning. I like it, really like it. "If you like it, I'll take you to be sterilized tomorrow, but be obedient." Jian Xin patted the cat on the head and breathed a sigh of relief. Maomao: Frizzy face. Little Mao San, come here and put on the collar! Highlight 2: "Mao San." Mo Han: Close your eyes. "Mao San Mao San." Mo Han: Turn around. "Mao San Mao San Mao San." Mo Han: Turn your head back and open your eyes! "Watch the ball!" Crash, a bell rang in the room. After the ringing, Mao San opened his eyes and looked at his paws, feeling hopeless. Highlight three: "Mao San?" Someone who was knocked against the wall: "Oh, it's my stupid cat." "Stupid cat?" Ha~ "Hmm, you are a human being, but he is not a human being. Although the name is a coincidence, it is definitely not intentional. I did not expect that anyone would be named Mao San." One-on-one, easy to pamper to the end.

Lu Yaoyao returned to the 1990s with endless wealth, fought with village women, and tore apart scumbag neighbors. She predicted a lot of news using the language that can understand all things, and intercepted many predators. Hiding her merit and fame, she became a primary school teacher, and started the show-off mode conscientiously. The result was unexpected, but it fell into the hands of my own doll. "Sister, what does it mean to have big breasts and no brains?" A certain villain asked with his big eyes blinking. "Call the teacher." "Oh." He came back soon. "Teacher, what does this four-character idiom mean?" "First of all, it's not a four-character idiom. Secondly, I'm a math teacher. You should ask your Chinese teacher." A certain child bit his little finger: "But the teacher is also a Chinese teacher." Someone asked seriously: "What class is it now?" "Math class." "Ask again in Chinese class!" "Okay." The introduction is incompetent, please read the text!