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To Cultivate Immortality, You Have to Combine Chinese and Western Methods

Mr. Pumpkin

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Lu Yu is an ordinary young man in the 21st century who has no car, no house, and no job. His daily hobby is binge-watching Western science fiction blockbusters. Day and night, he finally died suddenly. When he woke up again, he found that he had traveled to the third-rate sect Peiyuan Sect in Tianyuan Continent, the world of immortal cultivation, and became an outer disciple. Lu Yu, who had dull qualifications, finally accepted the reality after practicing to no avail, and prepared to lie down in the sect and live out his life peacefully. Unexpectedly, my imagination was so wide open that all kinds of movies and TV dramas I had watched came to me like raindrops, but Lu Yu caught them one by one. Without him, I can only brush you more. What should you do if you encounter a cultivation bottleneck? Take a bite of the golden apple and make rapid progress every minute. What should I do if I can't beat the physical training? Transform into the Hulk and fight him hard. What should you do if you encounter a burglar stealing something? Equip yourself with steel armor and catch up easily. What should I do if I encounter evil cultivators attacking the mountain gate? The magic weapon is so powerful? Take out your wand, Expelliarmus! Practice during the day, brainstorm at night, combine Chinese and Western skills, and become invincible in the world. Why don't you think there is no drama in this world of cultivating immortals?

Concubine, Please Lend Me Some Money

Mr. Pumpkin

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Chen Jinyun: Why is Your Majesty so troubled? Emperor: My beloved concubine doesn't know something. The Huaihe River flooded, and more than 100,000 people were affected by the disaster. The national treasury is empty, and there is no money for disaster relief! The next day, the court meeting. Ministers: "Your Majesty, yesterday businessmen from all over the world spontaneously raised funds for the people affected by the Huaihe River. They have received two million in silver, and all the people have been properly resettled!" Emperor: God bless our court! Lu Jinyun: Concubine Huan is so extravagant, it's a bit too much. Concubine Huan: My uncle is the richest man in the south of the Yangtze River and has a huge fortune. Why am I so extravagant and wasteful? The next day, the little eunuch came to report. Young eunuch: Concubine Huan, merchants from all over the world are besieging Jiangnan's industry. Uncle, it's bankrupt! Concubine Huan: My uncle! Ministers: Your Majesty! The Jingjing Kingdom has sent 800,000 troops to fight our country to the death! Emperor: My beloved, I am so worried! Chen Jinyun: Your Majesty, please be patient and don't be impatient. Everything will take its own course. The next day, the border crossing was 800 miles away. Beacon Fire Messenger: Good news, there was civil strife in Landscape Country yesterday, the new emperor ascended the throne, and 800,000 troops returned to the country, promising not to invade again for thirty years. Emperor: A good thing is a good thing, but I always feel like something is wrong?