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"Master, you are so powerful, why are you afraid of Mahayana Mountain?" "Because Mahayana Mountain holds 'authority'!" "What is 'authority'?" "Authority is a sword, an extremely powerful sword!" "Then there is nothing that can defeat 'authority'?" "Yes, the 'Soul Taming Bell' is fine!" "Is it the Demon God's Soul Controlling Bell?" "That's right." "Then why does the Demon God keep hiding in Luoyan Forest?" "Because the devil has a demonic barrier in his heart!" "Is the 'Soul Taming Bell' the most powerful in the world?" "No!" "Then what is the most powerful thing in the world?" "The most powerful thing in the world is the Qiling Pearl!" --- A fictionalized version of history, hilarious and brain-burning. The female pig was more unlucky. First, she met a master who was "a beggar in the world" and was forced by the master to pull out the hair of He Yunyong, "the world's number one immortal cultivator". The male pig He Yunyong held a grudge, and two years later, he came to kill him in a way of self-immolation... Then the two were chased by a dragon and walked through the human world...