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The Patient is Severely Dependent On

Move Your Dead Hand Quickly

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Asmon assures his patients that modern medicine is absolutely fine. He is writing a medical record: "Your initial diagnosis is congenital dysplasia." "Sir, but I am a dwarf!?" "What's wrong with dwarves? In my place, dwarves can also grow taller." "Mother Goddess above!" "Three courses of treatment, a sincere discount of one hundred gold coins." [You try to help the patient integrate into the giant bloodline, estimated benefits: Strength +5] "Madam, you have long-term anemia and photophobia. Your condition is very complicated." The vampire lady raised her eyebrows. She hadn't eaten for a while. Asmon smiled shyly: "Don't be afraid, I can completely cure it." [You try to help patients overcome racial defects. Estimated benefits: Unlock the random expertise of the blood race] ... A 1.8 Meter dwarf, The vampires walking under the sun, An ogre who likes to eat vegetarian food, The undead with hairy skulls, The dragon that holds two in three years... There are various signs that an unknown evil god is demonstrating his divine power. But Asmon couldn't hear this: "This is the power of modern medicine, not some evil god!"