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穿越女狂秀系统想拉踩我,我亮出身份后她悔疯了
Moguagua
I am the last cub of the dragon clan. I got lost due to playfulness and turned into a mute little princess in the mortal world. Everyone knows that my tears are very expensive. If I shed just one, the Yellow River will burst its banks. Therefore, the purpose of the entire royal family is: as long as the little ancestor does not cry, all the stars in the sky will be plucked! But the time-traveling woman who calls herself the plot corrector doesn't understand. She thinks I'm a bug who only relies on being cute to get ahead. Taking advantage of the chaos at the palace banquet, she blocked me behind the rockery, snatched away the only candied haws in my hand, and pushed me hard. "Eat, eat, eat! You know how to eat!" "In the plot, you should have gone to the cold palace to clean the toilet by now!" My knee had just been bruised, and the circles under my eyes instantly turned red. The time-traveling girl was still smiling triumphantly without remorse: "Cry! If you can, cry and let everyone listen!" "As long as you cry, I can record it and send it to the live broadcast room to laugh at you!" I couldn't understand the escaping words in her mouth. I just felt humiliated. I sniffed and tears fell down. The next second. The palace collapsed. It's not an adjective, it's really collapsed. The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty who were still drinking in the main hall went crazy looking at the palace that suddenly turned into a vast ocean.
I am the last cub of the dragon clan. I got lost due to playfulness and turned into a mute little princess in the mortal world. Everyone knows that my tears are very expensive. If I shed just one, the Yellow River will burst its banks. Therefore, the purpose of the entire royal family is: as long as the little ancestor does not cry, all the stars in the sky will be plucked! But the time-traveling woman who calls herself the plot corrector doesn't understand. She thinks I'm a bug who only relies on being cute to get ahead. Taking advantage of the chaos at the palace banquet, she blocked me behind the rockery, snatched away the only candied haws in my hand, and pushed me hard. "Eat, eat, eat! You know how to eat!" "In the plot, you should have gone to the cold palace to clean the toilet by now!" My knee had just been bruised, and the circles under my eyes instantly turned red. The time-traveling girl was still smiling triumphantly without remorse: "Cry! If you can, cry and let everyone listen!" "As long as you cry, I can record it and send it to the live broadcast room to laugh at you!" I couldn't understand the escaping words in her mouth. I just felt humiliated. I sniffed and tears fell down. The next second. The palace collapsed. It's not an adjective, it's really collapsed. The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty who were still drinking in the main hall went crazy looking at the palace that suddenly turned into a vast ocean.

清明节,老板要求我们给他祖宗磕108个头
Moguagua
"On Qingming Festival, you find a way to get all employees to visit my ancestors' graves." "And they are not allowed to worship their own family members, otherwise they will take away the blessings of my ancestors!" As the only administrator who had only been on the job for three days, I was forced to take on the important task of persuading the entire company. "They eat my food and drink my food. Shouldn't they be grateful for the kindness of my ancestors?" The boss was aggressive. I resisted the urge to resign and suddenly thought of a good idea. On the day of Qingming Festival, I organized all the staff to go up the mountain, but they collectively did something in front of the tomb. The boss knelt down and cried bitterly on the spot, and then cried out: "You are trying to cut off the incense of my family!"
"On Qingming Festival, you find a way to get all employees to visit my ancestors' graves." "And they are not allowed to worship their own family members, otherwise they will take away the blessings of my ancestors!" As the only administrator who had only been on the job for three days, I was forced to take on the important task of persuading the entire company. "They eat my food and drink my food. Shouldn't they be grateful for the kindness of my ancestors?" The boss was aggressive. I resisted the urge to resign and suddenly thought of a good idea. On the day of Qingming Festival, I organized all the staff to go up the mountain, but they collectively did something in front of the tomb. The boss knelt down and cried bitterly on the spot, and then cried out: "You are trying to cut off the incense of my family!"