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[Whole-day jokes + hilarious daily routines] Chu Shen traveled through the parallel world and became a small anchor. Lian Mai accepted the task and paid for it. I thought it would be an easy job, but this year's fans are extremely difficult to attract. The first fan: My dad forced me to get married. If you make him give up the idea, I will give you 10,000 yuan. After learning that her father hated the second dimension, Chu Shen pretended to be Bai Wuchang and had sex, but she used too much force. "Uncle, follow me." "I'm just forcing you to get married, you don't have to die..." He was so frightened that Chu Shen called an ambulance, but the ambulance came and circled several times before it dared to stop. "Damn it, who dares to stop dressed like this? I thought I was late, Bai Wuchang arrived first." Netizens laughed and said, "Let you solve the problem, and you directly solve the person who caused the problem." The beginning was already invincible, but I didn't expect that the subsequent dialogue would be even more explosive. Father-in-law: "How much gift have you prepared for marrying my daughter?" Chu Shen: "I am going to give your daughter a gift of 8.88 Million. Any less would be disrespectful to love." Father-in-law: "This... Is a bit much." Chu Shen: "It's not much. If I can live to be a hundred years old, your daughter will stay with me for seventy years. That's only 120,000 yuan per year, which is only more than 300 yuan per day. So, I will give you 300 yuan first and let me live with your daughter for a day." Netizen: "You're laughing so hard, your abacus is almost falling off my face." "If I only said 880,000 at first, would I only need 30 a day?" "I've learned a lot, but the police won't listen to my explanation." After this battle, Chu Shen became famous, and at the same time he opened up a unique road to survival. Live broadcast content is also becoming more and more abstract...