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This Fairy Sect is Obviously Super Powerful, but It's Too Frivolous

Mengli·chenyu

12K0

The poorest sect in the world of immortality, the "Invincible Sect", even the whole sect, including the guardian beasts, can't even put together a table of mahjong-- The leader, Zhou Daya, lives on the subsistence allowance in the fairy world. His true identity is the former pedicure master of the Demon Sect; Senior Brother Li Ergou relies entirely on deception to recruit students. The technical term is "differentiated management"; Junior brother Wang Tiezhu, whose natal magic weapon is half a brick, has a mantra of "senior brother is right"; The mountain-protecting crane was cursed because he peeped at a fairy taking a bath, and got hemorrhoids that breathed fire; The cook A Zhuo, when cooking, the fire in the pot always transforms into the face of the courier boy; Wu Yu, a scholar who stuttered, burned his mouth while reciting incantations, but accidentally created the RAP spellcasting school... When "defects in the fairy world" such as the Demon Lord's illegitimate son, the amnesiac Immortal Lord, and scrapped AI gradually joined in, the grass-roots team gradually became more and more unique-- Others' mountain-protecting formations are ancient artifacts, while theirs are hemorrhoid ointment billboards; Don't send disciples to fly with swords, they ride Pixiu who can play mahjong; In the Immortal Sect Competition, when opponents compete with each other in sword moves, they compete to see whose joke is colder... However, as the shady curtain of the fairy world was revealed, everyone discovered: The master's footbath is the key to sealing the Demon Lord, the cook's cooking pot can burn through the three realms, and even the hemorrhoidal crane that howls every day is the god of war who survived the ancient battle...

The Young Master of Salted Fish: Hide in Circles at the Beginning to Urge Marriage

Mengli·chenyu

11K0

Gu Yan, the sole heir of the Qiongding family, is matched by Qian Quan and Yancai in everything. Life creed: Never sit down if you can lie down. In order to avoid the family's crazy urge to get married, this lazy young lady with terminal cancer decided to "go down to earth" to experience life in the entertainment industry - the euphemistically called: find a girl you like and have some fun on the way. As a result, the Xinghui Entertainment New Talent Department ushered in the most bizarre "connection user" in history: the recliner on the set is the real body, and the announcement is all made by the agent's begging. The top star can be cooled with a snap of the finger, and even a yawn will be trending... When the top brass mocked him as a "bumpkin", Gu Yan lazily took out a black card, and his manager performed a kneeling performance on the spot. When a scheming actress suppresses the small group of actors he likes, Gu Yan makes a casual phone call, and the other person's financial backer goes bankrupt and runs away overnight. When the marriage partner from a wealthy family approached fiercely, Gu Yan didn't even bother to raise his eyelids: "Oh, who are you?" Everyone thought he was just a salty fish with an incredible background, but little did they know that while he was taking a nap, the sky in the entire entertainment industry had quietly changed colors.