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Grandpa said that I am a fairy. Unexpectedly, on the day of the ceremony, he was stuck in the hall and became a laughing stock. It lasted for more than ten years, saying that the opportunity had not come yet. During my senior year, I interned at a cemetery, which opened up my career path. The best immortals came to our camp one after another, and strange things happened one after another. The spiritual energy revives, the female ghost asks for her life, the yellow man worships the moon, the fox fairy gets married, and the black cat commits evil. Watch me step by step how to exorcise demons, slay demons and enshrine gods.

Blonde hair, big waves, yellow leather × old, weak, sick and pregnant women × collection of mythical beasts and beautiful men I, a yellow-skinned boy who failed in his quest for a title, turned into a blond beauty and became a complete laughing stock in the spirit world. Seeing that his life is about to end, the family throws in a family of all the old, weak, sick and disabled. A hedgehog with a broken tail, an old fox, a pregnant boa constrictor and a mouse that is about to cough up its lungs. Looking at this group of old, weak, sick and disabled, I said coldly: "In the end of the Dharma era? I will still win this bad hand for you!" Ascend to the entrance of the hall! Make big money! Gather mythical beasts! Fight monsters and level up along the way! He kept fighting until he was in front of the Wannian villain who made me fail in my bid to be sealed. He finally couldn't stand it any longer: "You are just a make-up, why are you always holding on to me?" The slingshot is aimed at the enemy, and the red lips are lightly opened: "Haven't you heard that sentence? Huangpizi takes revenge from morning to night!"

The amulet in the mental hospital stayed on for twelve years, and I became my brother's "human flesh amulet" to prolong his life. Until he failed the test at the age of 18, the old fairy in his family brought a scale... "Jian Xiyao, it's your turn to inherit the ancestral business." On the first day I took over the pawnshop, the customers were a bit tricky: the pregnant ghost had no money and had to sew her body, the fat ghost pawned the right to reincarnation just to get a spider spirit, and the most outrageous thing was that my grandfather's master fox fairy actually wanted to abandon me and cut off its tail in exchange for marriage! Gradually, I discovered that my grandfather's cousin made a contract with purgatory, and that the souls of my brother and his family became slaves of purgatory after their death. To hell with merit! Fuck the contract! I flipped the scales of the pawn shop and recruited the vicious beasts of purgatory one by one to become immortals. Cook, front desk, sales, no one should be idle! "From today on, I have the final say on the rules of the pawn shop!"

"Do you think I look like a god or a human being?" "I think you look like a daddy, and you look like a daddy." I was exiled by the ancestor of the Huang family for two years because of my drunken encounter with Huang Pizi asking for a title. Many strange and strange things happened along the way... The ghost train, the coffin pulling in Kowloon... And I also gained a group of top immortals of my own. Two years later, I returned to my hometown to continue my studies... Gradually my life experience came to light... I used my body to seize the body, ghosts carried the coffin, and the corpse gave birth to children. I became an alien among aliens... I looked back at the immortals who had accompanied me all the way... "It's time to show them how powerful I am."