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I was petting a cat at home and accidentally petted a girl with cat ears. Not only does she look pure and beautiful, but she was also voted the most beautiful school beauty? Gu Qingzhou was confused. "Ding! Congratulations to the host for evolving a bottle of fine wine." Gu Qingzhou looked at the bottle of mineral water in his hand and became even more confused. Am I bound to the 'Everything Can Evolve System'? Let me go, this is going to be posted... A low-quality novel on a street stall evolved into the highest-grade exercise book? A little white snake evolved into the cutest white lady in history? Is the system really that powerful? A bold idea suddenly came to Gu Qingzhou's mind!

My name is Gu Yunshu! Eight years ago, my master Wuchenzi accepted the invitation from Bureau 749 and took me down the mountain to suppress evil spirits. Eight years later, when my master became an immortal, I declined the 749 Bureau's offer to join the organization and took his old man's remains back to the Taoist temple for burial, only to find that my Taoist temple had been transformed into a scenic spot. Gu Yunshu: What did you say? Not only have you occupied my Taoist temple and disturbed my spiritual practice, but now I have to pay for tickets when I go home to worship my ancestor? Are you drifting away, or is it the Taoist priest that I can't lift the knife? ---- My name is Cheng Xinhan, the beauty of Guizhou University and a well-known travel blogger. During the Qingming Festival holiday, I went to the Cuiwei Mountain Scenic Area for an outdoor live broadcast, but unexpectedly saw a handsome and elegant young Taoist priest wearing tattered robes being stopped at the entrance of the scenic spot. The reason was that he could not enter without buying a ticket. But the little Taoist priest said that he was the master of Baiyun Temple in Baiyun Mountain. He went down the mountain to practice Buddhism for eight years, but he had to buy tickets when he returned home? Ah? This is too bullying. Netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter --You actually have to buy tickets when you go home? This is probably the worst Taoist priest on the Internet!

"Mom, the blind date Aunt Liu introduced last time was not a flight attendant. I'm only 25 this year, so don't worry about it." "Well, not all of them are stewardesses. Anyway, don't worry about it. I'm fine being alone." "You arranged a blind date for me again?" "No, I won't go at all this time." "Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, but if it doesn't work out this time, don't force me to go on a blind date again."... Not long after graduating with a master's degree in law, Gu Qingzhou was forced by his family to go on a blind date. He had no choice but to come to the coffee shop to meet his blind date. Unexpectedly, not long after they met, the blind date quietly called the police. The reason turned out to be that he was trying to intrude. The other party even 'colluded' with the cafe waiter and other Boiling Goats to control him. When the police arrived at the scene, they took him away without explanation, without even giving him a chance to explain. The blind date will also live broadcast the entire process online. For a time, "The Master of Laws is actually a pervert" detonated the Internet. Gu Qingzhou? ? ? Slander me, ruin my reputation, restrict my personal freedom? Okay, okay, let's play like this, right? I just graduated and haven't had a chance to take on a lawsuit yet to practice my skills. Why don't you take the initiative to send it to your door? Dating girls, cafes, boiling sheep, the police, no one can escape! He is innocent, trying to lead cyber violence, but he still wants to walk away? Don't forget, I am a legal pioneer! ! !

Cao Ang traveled through the late Eastern Han Dynasty and became the eldest son of Cao Cao. He was accidentally bound to the diary sign-in system. As long as you write in your diary and sign in every day, you can get rewards. Who knew that one day, a copy of the diary would be obtained by Cao Cao, and the copy could synchronize the contents of Cao Ang's diary every day. "My father, this old pervert, wants to attack Wancheng? It's over, Dian Wei is over, Cao Anmin is over, I'm done with it, this old pervert has done evil..." Cao Cao:? "A boat with an iron chain? Aren't you afraid that a fire will burn you completely? No, I have to stay far away to avoid setting off the fire and burning myself." "Old Cao only knows how to conquer here and there, but he doesn't know that he is making wedding clothes for the Sima family. No, we have to find a way to destroy the Sima family..." The next day, thousands of tiger and leopard battalions surrounded Sima's mansion and destroyed the entire Sima family. Cao Ang: Damn, why did Lao Cao suddenly wipe out Sima Yi's entire family? It shouldn't be. This old boy won't peek at my diary, right? Cao Cao: Humph, boy, are you surprised or surprised?