Library

Nani? Are you going to marry a fool prince as soon as you cross over? We won't do it! Is it great to be rich? You are a fool! Powerful? You are an ugly monster! The prince is amazing? You are ugly and stupid! No, we have to get out! Thus, a smokeless war over the wall began! Fragment 1: "No, no, no! The princess is missing!" A certain prince's palace was disturbed by a sudden sound. In the most deserted west courtyard of the palace, under a big tree beside the wall, stood a young girl carrying a baggage. She climbed up a tree that was much thicker than she was, and stood on the wall. She couldn't help but rejoice, "Oh my God, I'm going to be free!" She shouted uncontrollably, and when she was about to jump down, she was dumbfounded: a large group of guards from the palace were surrounded by three floors outside the wall! The captain of the guard took a step forward and said, "Princess, it is dangerous to climb the wall. You should go back home!" She was dumbfounded again. Damn, is this called climbing the wall? ! This is climbing a tree and then jumping over a wall. Do you understand wall jumping? The first confrontation ended with her being discovered. From then on, the indecent legend of the princess climbing over the wall spread in the palace... Excerpt 2: "Oh no, no, no! The princess is missing again! Everyone, go find the princess quickly!" The palace is in a state of chaos. In the second deserted south courtyard of the palace, a girl carrying a bundle pushed aside the hay in the corner, revealing a dog hole half as tall as a man. Jun Lan smiled proudly. The people in the palace would never have imagined that my sister got out through a dog hole! When she leaned out half of her body, a pair of black cloth boots suddenly appeared in front of her eyes. When she looked up, it was the captain of the guard again! "Princess, it's dangerous to climb over the wall, you'd better go back home!" She said, this is drilling a hole, do you understand drilling a hole? The second confrontation also ended with her being discovered. From then on, the indecent legend spread in the palace that the princess loved to climb over the wall... Excerpt 3: "Oh no, no no! The princess is missing again! Everyone, go find the princess quickly!" For the third time, the palace was in a state of chaos. It was still the west courtyard, still the same tree. Jun Lan stood on the wall with her bag on her back. Seeing no one outside, she felt proud. The most dangerous place is the safest place. You would never expect that sister would come here again. If I jump down, I will be free! She tightly packed her bag and jumped off the high wall, only to fall into a blue embrace. One look, oh my, this guard chief Wei Mao is still haunted! The most dangerous place is the most dangerous place, and it will never be safe! "Princess, it's dangerous to climb over the wall. You'd better go back home!" Jun Lan raised the white flag to surrender. If she didn't do this, how could she be caught if she had already gone out! Isn't it enough if I don't run away? The third confrontation still ended with her being caught. This time, the indecent legend became the princess's obsession with climbing over the wall. Her reputation was completely ruined... Ahem, there are no mistresses, mistresses, scumbags or scumbags in this article, pure love...

Spoof version introduction: Rumors in the world say: Mr. Xiang is extremely charming, tall, handsome and rich! Astonishingly talented and beautiful, "the four most outstanding people in the world" all fell at his feet! But is this really the case? Ming Mengxi, one of the "Four Wonders", was leaning on the soft couch, her charming red phoenix eyes sparkling with indescribable intoxicating charm, "Little San'er, come here quickly." There is another rumor in the world: Legend: There is a villa under the mountain on the other side of the lake... There is a young master in the villa! He is cold, tall and rich! He is handsome and low-key! It's him, it's him! He is the "number one son in the world"! ------------------------ She is a famous young master from Hunan, and there are a lot of rumors about her that are both reliable and unreliable. In fact, she just wanted to be a quiet and handsome man, so how did she become such a high-profile person? Hey, hey, hey, that surnamed Xue, why don't you come out and chat with us? He was just going down the mountain, why did he meet such a bully? The most rogue, cold-hearted, and well-educated young man in the world just wants to gag this scoundrel, tie his hands and feet, and throw him to a place where birds don't poop to feed the wolves! Oh no, no, no, as a well-educated person, how can you say dirty words! When the fake man who boasts to be the number one "gongzi" meets the real number one son, who wins and who loses? Occasion 1: "This young master's name contains Hong, which means water. Water produces wood, and fire defeats water. The five elements in the young master's ideal person's life are fire. Water and fire, one yin and one yang, one ice and one fire, how complementary and perfect!" "..." "Humph, you're talking nonsense and ruining your sign!" Occasion 2: "Hey, hey, back then I said that the other half of your life is filled with fire, and the sun is fire. Do you think I was right?" "Yes, everything Ah Han said is right." ------------------------ This article is 1vs1, the male and female protagonists are absolutely clean physically and mentally, please jump in and save~