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My name is Chen Xian, and I am a certified Feng Shui consultant, but my clients always feel that my method of dealing with dirty things is not traditional enough. For example, last night, a client was tortured by an evil spirit in an Internet cafe who had lost 120 games in a row. He came to me and asked me if he wanted to go to the temple to get a magical instrument. I silently took out the background modifier and account blocking program. I told my client that to deal with this kind of deep Internet addict, chanting sutras is useless. He has to make him realize what e-sports means without salvation. Times have changed, and so have the obsessions of ghosts. To deal with them, magic is not the best solution. Using knowledge to suppress, using workplace assessment, and using appearance to worry are the Taoist priests' dimensionality reduction methods in the new era.

Traveling to the world of Naruto, Natsume Kenji just wants to be an ordinary ninja, graduate on time and get his salary on time, fish for a living and retire peacefully. Unfortunately, he has awakened the god-level complaint system. As long as he complains, he can get rewards, but the price is that there is a certain chance that the complaints will be heard by the entire ninja world. As a result, there was a strange ninja in Konoha Village, and from then on, the style of the ninja world began to deviate. Kakashi's late arrival inexplicably put the bonuses of all Jonin in danger; Orochimaru, who was lurking in the dark, even received a privately customized bad review about his special hobby. Unknowingly, Natsume Kenji became the most venomous tongue in the ninja world, causing Konoha's top brass to hold frequent meetings and making enemy ninjas frightened. Many years later, when facing the final boss and everyone felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy, Natsume Kenji sighed. "I really don't want to be a savior. I'm just an ordinary ninja who likes to tell the truth. I really just want to retire peacefully."

Traveling through Dou Po, he became an unknown collateral member of the Xiao family, Xiao Ningze. The beginning is a famous scene of breaking off the engagement forcefully. Everyone in the Xiao family dares to be angry but dare not speak out. The protagonist Xiao Yan is holding back and is about to shout the classic line "Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river". At this moment of tension, the god-level option system suddenly activated in Xiao Ningze's mind. [Under the unexpected gaze of everyone, I proposed to Nalan Yanran in public! Reward: Novice Gift Pack (Chaos Dao Body, Burning Technique·Fragments, Foundation-Building Spiritual Liquid...)] A man born in heaven and earth, how could he live in depression for a long time? Xiao Ningze decisively chose to cut off his beard! From then on, the plot of Dou Po completely collapsed in a direction that no one could predict. Some years later. While Xiao Yan was still worrying about finding the strange fire, the top-grade elixir refined by Xiao Ningze had been sold across the entire continent through Miter Auction House. When Xiao Yan was still practicing hard on his fighting skills, Xiao Ningze patted him on the shoulder and handed him a pill: "Third brother, stop practicing. This is my newly researched ninth-grade golden pill. Taking it will allow you to break through to Dou Sheng in one day. Do you want to try it?" Xiao Yan: "I seriously doubt that you are more grandpa than the grandpa in my ring." Xiao Ningze: "No, I'm just a helpful plot spoiler."