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I, Zhu Xiaoman, am a short video fanatic in the Department of Journalism. I originally wanted to make a video about "Orange Cat Eating and Broadcasting" to become a hit, but I didn't expect that the Orange Bureau would directly "offer" me to Shen Fang, the computer department, with a saury in my mouth! A cup of poplar nectar, a stick of color-changing sunscreen, and a flash mob accident under the national flag stage - we worked together to put the campus stray animal project on the hot search, and also put each other on the top of the heart. But anonymous screenshots suddenly came to me: He signed a seven-figure contract, and I was just a springboard for his traffic? Before his tears dried, he opened the PPT on the playground: The annual salary belongs to me, the patent belongs to the school, and the cat belongs to us. I started a live broadcast to announce the official announcement: Technology can have warmth, and love can have zero dropouts! On the day of graduation, he used recycled cat can aluminum to 3D print a ring, engraved with 404 - forcibly binding me to be "inaccessible" for the rest of my life. The orange cat cuts the ribbon, and the national flag proves: love the country first, love cats second, love you third, and keep updating throughout my life! High sweetness, pure love, zero conspiracy, no legal risk, you can take sugar in one second and your aunt will laugh the whole time!