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Great Gods, You Can Delete Your Account
Light Novel伟大的神明啊,你们可以删号了
I Milked The Wrong Cow
Traveling to the Western fantasy world, Paul became the first person in history to complete the trial of gods using a win-win model. So, God rewarded Paul with a 'dispensable' little skill. As a result, Paul was able to make some minor modifications to the spell that were "not painful or itchy". ... Extraordinary! Genius warlock Paul Valentine created another miracle by successfully splitting and reorganizing the Holy Goddess's housekeeping spells [Unsullied Resonance Surge] and [Eternal Seal of Evil Thoughts] into two interesting little life spells: [Eternal surge of dirt] and [Unsealed resonance of evil thoughts] The following is a follow-up interview conducted by this newspaper with some trial users: Jonathan, who has bad kidneys: He couldn't urinate before, but now he can't urinate completely Harvey, the old coachman: You don't have to be unwilling to give up, you have the desire to die after using it. Old Frank who loves walking: Remind those friends who haven't used it yet, don't believe any fart before sitting on the toilet Widow Catherine: Kneeling on one's knees does not necessarily mean begging for mercy, screaming one's heart does not necessarily mean grievances, what rises in the morning does not necessarily mean the sun, what shines on one's face does not necessarily mean sunshine. Edward, who is often beaten: No one can beat the crap out of me today! Paul's new spell has been put on the shelves of major spell stores, and I believe it will soon become popular all over the country! A week later, the Holy Goddess announced that the account would be deleted.
Traveling to the Western fantasy world, Paul became the first person in history to complete the trial of gods using a win-win model. So, God rewarded Paul with a 'dispensable' little skill. As a result, Paul was able to make some minor modifications to the spell that were "not painful or itchy". ... Extraordinary! Genius warlock Paul Valentine created another miracle by successfully splitting and reorganizing the Holy Goddess's housekeeping spells [Unsullied Resonance Surge] and [Eternal Seal of Evil Thoughts] into two interesting little life spells: [Eternal surge of dirt] and [Unsealed resonance of evil thoughts] The following is a follow-up interview conducted by this newspaper with some trial users: Jonathan, who has bad kidneys: He couldn't urinate before, but now he can't urinate completely Harvey, the old coachman: You don't have to be unwilling to give up, you have the desire to die after using it. Old Frank who loves walking: Remind those friends who haven't used it yet, don't believe any fart before sitting on the toilet Widow Catherine: Kneeling on one's knees does not necessarily mean begging for mercy, screaming one's heart does not necessarily mean grievances, what rises in the morning does not necessarily mean the sun, what shines on one's face does not necessarily mean sunshine. Edward, who is often beaten: No one can beat the crap out of me today! Paul's new spell has been put on the shelves of major spell stores, and I believe it will soon become popular all over the country! A week later, the Holy Goddess announced that the account would be deleted.

Wild America: My Revolver Infinitely Evolves
Science Fiction狂野美利坚:我的左轮无限进化
I Milked The Wrong Cow
"Magic Killer Vika, isn't he the famous bounty hunter?" "The reason why we call him Demon Slayer is not only because he slaughtered many demons, but also because he is more demonic than demons when he kills people." "Mo Tuweika's soul gun is very special. Most people's soul guns only have one ability, but his soul gun has hundreds of abilities! "A series of major events that have occurred in recent years... The annihilation of the Doomsday Contract Cult, the resolution of the civil war, the storming of the Gate of Hell, and the demon slaying of Vika were all involved. " "It can be said that without Demon Slayer Vika, America would have been gone long ago! " "In this case... Why did the authorities put out a $1 billion bounty for the murder of Demon Vika, and why did they gather elite gunmen like us to hunt him together? " "Because the gypsy fortune teller said that within a year the demon Vika will shoot everything in the world with a smile on his face, including children, women, cats, dogs, flowers and plants! " "Gypsy divination... Is it accurate? " "It doesn't matter if he's accurate or not, we're all here for the bounty from the demon slayer Vika, aren't we? " "That's right. " "Then everyone will be hunting the Demon Slayer Vika's companions together! " "Yes, young man, what's your name? " "My name is Vika Valentine. " "..." "I have a name and a surname, don't call me Demon Slayer from now on. " "..." "..." "..." 'Bang! ' ~~~~~~~~~ This is the story of a Chinese soul who travels back to the American West, where he drinks, spits, picks up girls, and shoots guns. The gun speed is very fast, please wear a helmet!
"Magic Killer Vika, isn't he the famous bounty hunter?" "The reason why we call him Demon Slayer is not only because he slaughtered many demons, but also because he is more demonic than demons when he kills people." "Mo Tuweika's soul gun is very special. Most people's soul guns only have one ability, but his soul gun has hundreds of abilities! "A series of major events that have occurred in recent years... The annihilation of the Doomsday Contract Cult, the resolution of the civil war, the storming of the Gate of Hell, and the demon slaying of Vika were all involved. " "It can be said that without Demon Slayer Vika, America would have been gone long ago! " "In this case... Why did the authorities put out a $1 billion bounty for the murder of Demon Vika, and why did they gather elite gunmen like us to hunt him together? " "Because the gypsy fortune teller said that within a year the demon Vika will shoot everything in the world with a smile on his face, including children, women, cats, dogs, flowers and plants! " "Gypsy divination... Is it accurate? " "It doesn't matter if he's accurate or not, we're all here for the bounty from the demon slayer Vika, aren't we? " "That's right. " "Then everyone will be hunting the Demon Slayer Vika's companions together! " "Yes, young man, what's your name? " "My name is Vika Valentine. " "..." "I have a name and a surname, don't call me Demon Slayer from now on. " "..." "..." "..." 'Bang! ' ~~~~~~~~~ This is the story of a Chinese soul who travels back to the American West, where he drinks, spits, picks up girls, and shoots guns. The gun speed is very fast, please wear a helmet!