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西游:唐僧大弟子,日行一恶
I Gave You The Pen
Nie Zang traveled through the west and became a special warrior of the buffalo spirit. At the beginning, he encountered Tang Monk and was about to become the first batch of monster cannon fodder. At the critical juncture, the [Evil System] is activated, and he becomes a disciple of Tang Monk and proves the Tao through evil! From now on, killing demons and destroying demons is a daily routine, but deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors? Good review! Looting the Dragon Palace? Award! Kidnapping a fairy? Hidden achievements! Bombard the Five Elements Mountain, burn the Cloud Stack Cave, beat up the White Bone Demon seven times... The worse the behavior, the higher the reward (Dharma of Heaven and Earth, Samadhi Divine Wind, Golden Eye of Destruction, Secret Talisman of Heaven and Earth...) When the mountain was in trouble, Guanyin Bodhisattva came in person and said: "Wu Shan, please give me face and let the red boy go." Nie Zang: "Bodhisattva, this kid accused me, my uncle, of having an affair with his mother. He must be beaten to death!" When the Jade Rabbit was in trouble, Chang'e came down to earth and said: "You bastard, please return the Jade Rabbit quickly, or my aunt will never be done with you!" Nie Zang: "Fairy, calm down. The spicy rabbit head is ready. How about you try it first?" A few years later, in the Western Paradise, Tathagata saw Guanyin, Manjusri, and Samantabhadra coming on foot and asked: "Three venerables, why are you not riding today?" The three Bodhisattvas shed tears and said, "Reporting to the World Honored One, the mount was killed by that scoundrel Jin Chanzi."
Nie Zang traveled through the west and became a special warrior of the buffalo spirit. At the beginning, he encountered Tang Monk and was about to become the first batch of monster cannon fodder. At the critical juncture, the [Evil System] is activated, and he becomes a disciple of Tang Monk and proves the Tao through evil! From now on, killing demons and destroying demons is a daily routine, but deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors? Good review! Looting the Dragon Palace? Award! Kidnapping a fairy? Hidden achievements! Bombard the Five Elements Mountain, burn the Cloud Stack Cave, beat up the White Bone Demon seven times... The worse the behavior, the higher the reward (Dharma of Heaven and Earth, Samadhi Divine Wind, Golden Eye of Destruction, Secret Talisman of Heaven and Earth...) When the mountain was in trouble, Guanyin Bodhisattva came in person and said: "Wu Shan, please give me face and let the red boy go." Nie Zang: "Bodhisattva, this kid accused me, my uncle, of having an affair with his mother. He must be beaten to death!" When the Jade Rabbit was in trouble, Chang'e came down to earth and said: "You bastard, please return the Jade Rabbit quickly, or my aunt will never be done with you!" Nie Zang: "Fairy, calm down. The spicy rabbit head is ready. How about you try it first?" A few years later, in the Western Paradise, Tathagata saw Guanyin, Manjusri, and Samantabhadra coming on foot and asked: "Three venerables, why are you not riding today?" The three Bodhisattvas shed tears and said, "Reporting to the World Honored One, the mount was killed by that scoundrel Jin Chanzi."