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The moment Ling Junze was blown up by the bomb, he suddenly remembered what a certain woman had said to him: "Young Master Ling, if one day I am killed, don't worry I will do everything possible to bring you with me. After all, I love you deeply!" Feeling the approach of death, Ling Junze only remembered what she had said, and there were only two words left in his mind: "Shit!"

Before time travel, Bai Yingtong was the young ancestor of the Bai family, and his life was so happy; After time traveling, Bai Yingtong's life was nothing but bloody. Not only did she meet a lot of weird relatives, but God also gave her a weak mother-in-law who could only cry all day long. It felt a little bad! If the evil grandma comes to pick a fight, I'll beat her up! The tricky little aunt is looking for trouble, I'll blast you! The disgusting uncle took advantage of me, I slapped him in the face! The stingy aunt wants to divide the family. How about dividing the family? OK! Divide, divide, divide quickly! I took my frail mother to the next village, I have space in hand, I have a beauty salon! Get rich and become well-off! What! Your husband-in-law disliked your small eyes, so he ran away with the widow from the neighboring village! It doesn't matter, I will develop a new type of eye cream for you, and a pair of electric eyes will fascinate him to death! Etc! You said Jiang Xiucai bullied you for being fat, so he fell in love with the top vixen in a brothel! It's so funny, I will customize a 365-day comprehensive weight loss plan for you. Once you lose weight, you will cry to death! Wait! My sweetheart says it's hard for you to go to the hall with your pimples on your face, so I write love poems to your sister every day! It's weird, my sister will make you an anti-acne formula, wash it, wipe it, eat it, and make sure your face is smooth and smooth. I regret it so much! If you are not beautiful these days, who has time to look at your heart? But without a kind, lovely and innocent heart, you will still turn into a pink skeleton, so we have to grasp it with both hands! [Small Theater 1]: Bai Yingtong: Folks, I am a beautician, not a doctor! Not a doctor! Not a doctor! Folks: Nonsense, you cured Widow Wang's son's stuttering! We clearly saw it! Bai Yingtong:...... Folks: I heard that Miss Bai cured all the emperor's illnesses when she took over the imperial list last time! Bai Yingtong:...... Folks: Miss Bai, are we right? Bai Yingtong: Yes! [Small Theater 2]: Bai Yingtong: General, my beauty treatments are not cheap. I wonder how much money you are prepared to pay? Xiao Molan: Ah, since Boss Bai likes to settle accounts so much, Xiao would like to ask Boss Bai how to settle the matter of sleeping with this general! What? The boss of Yuxiu Pavilion and General Xiao are actually having an affair! ! ! Bai Yingtong glanced at the gossipy enthusiasm in everyone's eyes and said angrily: How do you want to calculate it? ! Xiao Molan: Marry me with a beauty prescription, and I will let you sleep with me! Bai Yingtong:...... Everyone: Alas, it seems we have to pay gifts again this month! [Small Theater 3] Xiao Xiao: Daddy, why should I take care of my skin? He is obviously a boy! Xiao Molan: Son, do you think your mother is beautiful? Xiao Xiao nodded fiercely. Xiao Molan: The reason why I can marry your mother is because your father and I are good-looking! You know, so if you want to marry a beautiful wife, you must first be good-looking! Xiao Xiao: Well, Dad, I understand! All the conversation between father and son fell into Bai Yingtong's ears. Gee, how did she realize that Xiao Molan was becoming more and more shameless! ---------------- The heroine is not strong, not overbearing, not easy to bully, somewhat cute, loves to complain, has a sharp mouth, and of course she is beautiful for no reason! The male protagonist loves beauty, but his usual style of painting is wrong. He has two major hobbies: apart from marching and fighting, he also cares for his face!