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My best friend is obsessed with her father-in-law boyfriend and insists on me slapping her. But after meeting me, I was shocked. How could this be my father's style? This was clearly my grandfather's style. I tried to persuade her politely, but she focused on my father. When I questioned her, she said confidently: "Why is your dad not considered a father?" Me: Good guy, I treat you as my best friend, but you want to be my stepmother!

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Shopkeeper: "Servant, please jump into the Liujiang River for me!" Waiter: "Shopkeeper, I'm tired of jumping into the Liujiang River several times a day..." Shopkeeper: "Then go commit hara-kiri to apologize." Waiter: "Don't dare, I haven't eaten you yet." "Forget it, you still have to do it. It's about cutting my neck." Waiter Dian: "..." Shopkeeper: "Young boy, why are you biting my neck?" Waiter Dian: "Didn't you ask me to kiss my neck?" Shopkeeper: "Why don't you die!" Waiter Dian: "Okay, if you are willing to be buried with me."

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