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After graduating, Jiang Ning lived in a rental house for half a year with her only savings and finally had no other choice. It's time to find a class. She started sending out resumes overseas, and after countless resumes fell into the dust, she finally received an offer. 9 A. M. To 6 a. M., Weekends, five insurances and one fund. Job content: Sales promotion. Jiang Ning, who had no sales experience, gritted his teeth and took up the job for the sake of his own life. It's just that the working place seems different from what she imagined. The world of cultivating immortals: Jiang Ning set up a stall selling elixirs in an inconspicuous place on the street corner. Someone noticed that this elixir was strange and asked, "What is the magical effect of this elixir?" Jiang Ning was pragmatic and said, "Improve your cultivation. If you eat too much, you will fart." The man turned and left. In this way, Jiang Ning sent away many guests. Until someone who didn't believe in Xie really bought it, and a pill helped him practice Qi and reach the Golden Pill. He was so excited that he burst into tears, "God, I want another hundred... No, a thousand pills!" From then on, all the immortal cultivators in this world farted extremely smelly. Doomsday extremely cold world: Jiang Ning cleared out a clearing under the giant ice sculpture to sell freshly squeezed juice. Some people saw the strange juice and curiously asked, "What is the use of this green water?" Jiang Ning said sincerely, "Withstand the severe cold and don't poop after drinking too much." The man left without looking back. Using this method, Jiang Ning sent away many customers. Until someone was about to freeze, so he trembled and bought a bottle and drank it. The severe cold suddenly turned into scorching heat. He was so shocked that he said, "Girl, I want 100,000 bottles!" From now on, there is no need to wear cold-proof clothes in extremely cold weather, but there is really less poop...

Open your eyes and be exiled to a desert island? Shi Nian participated in a live wilderness survival variety show with nineteen artists. The three most important things for survival: shelter, food, and fresh water. After leaving behind their burdens, dignified, reserved and polite artists climbed trees to grab coconuts for water resources, and went into the sea to chase fish to eat! Everyone tried their best to survive, but Shi Nian's painting style was completely different! Lying on the wicker chair woven by the monkeys overnight, I drank the orange juice and handed it to the jungle cat next to my legs for a refill. A variety of animals are fed at every meal, and the wilderness survival mode switches to retirement vacation mode in seconds. The artists and the audience couldn't sit still, and the whole Internet was overwhelmingly criticizing Shi Nian. Netizen: Don't believe it, this must be staged, these animals are all fake! Netizen: Are the royal family so upright these days? Everyone couldn't stand her but couldn't kill her, so they could only shout angrily to the program crew, "Shady story!" Shi Nian raised his glass and smiled slightly. Who told her to cheat! After a few days of live broadcast, everyone changed their minds and Shi Nian's hot search topped the list again. #Shi Nian understands animal language, it doesn't look like it's real or acting# #Just being cared for by animals is so cool! # Leo: Man, if you are tired, you can lean on me. Squirrel: Do you still want to eat nuts? I still have five trees to store food! Koala: Human... Do you... Eat... Tree... Leaves...? ... The animals on the island have recently had a common worry: How should people raise them? They really need the correct guidance on raising humans!

[1v1 Double Clean Sweet Pet] The female college student dressed as an adult and the vicious mother of two children in the control group of the novel, Ruan Yu gave a thumbs up, that's great. Sold your nephew? True newborn! Taking a closer look, oh, it's me... When I see my new family, I kneel down and admit my mistake without saying anything! Apologize in advance! Maintaining the excellent qualities of a college student, Ruan Yu hides her merits and fame. The whole family is cannon fodder for the heroine's control group. In order to live well, Ruan Yu scratches her head. [Sister, do you know you are talking about an octopus? There are five or six boats underfoot. ]Xu Zhinian: ... I really don't know, thank you second sister-in-law. Xu Family: Let's see if we don't cut off his octopus legs! [Mom, don't go up the mountain to cut pigweed tomorrow. There are big wild boars. ]Mother Xu gritted her teeth and stayed behind closed doors. Half a day later, she heard that the wild boar had killed three of her sworn enemies. [Brother, working outside is a lie! What they want is your waist! ]Brother Xu: Okay, I will farm the land honestly and report back. [Why doesn't your father go out to make money? I love the husband who doesn't come home for a year and still gives me a huge amount of pocket money. ]Xu Cian silently tightened the hand on his wife's waist and went out? What that is, I don't know (smile JPG). Before she could help everyone change their lives, Ruan Yu was horrified to find that the plot had already moved to the Pacific Ocean. The children were considerate, the whole family felt at ease, and she was sitting on her husband's money, reaching the pinnacle of life.