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快穿系统：打BOSS，撒狗粮！
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Life is so difficult, I just wanted to complain, but I was accosted by a bloody auntie scarf! The next second, she was bound to a wonderful system of conquering male gods every day. Bai Xiaoyuan: Can you not do this every night? I can't stand it. System: As for what, just beat the BOSS and spread the dog food... Bai Xiaoyuan: Is the mistress looking for you? Did the Great Demon Lord turn you into a pig? Kangxi tied you to the bed? Did aliens push you into a pool of acid? Is Pluto coming to eat your heart? Did your perverted brother sell you out? System: The mistress kneels down for you; the devil is slept with by you; Kangxi sheds tears for you; the alien gives you his life; the queen of the underworld is yours, what else do you want to do? Bai Xiaoyuan: You! [The story that has to be told between a late 'girl' and a system that can transform]
Life is so difficult, I just wanted to complain, but I was accosted by a bloody auntie scarf! The next second, she was bound to a wonderful system of conquering male gods every day. Bai Xiaoyuan: Can you not do this every night? I can't stand it. System: As for what, just beat the BOSS and spread the dog food... Bai Xiaoyuan: Is the mistress looking for you? Did the Great Demon Lord turn you into a pig? Kangxi tied you to the bed? Did aliens push you into a pool of acid? Is Pluto coming to eat your heart? Did your perverted brother sell you out? System: The mistress kneels down for you; the devil is slept with by you; Kangxi sheds tears for you; the alien gives you his life; the queen of the underworld is yours, what else do you want to do? Bai Xiaoyuan: You! [The story that has to be told between a late 'girl' and a system that can transform]