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Traveling through the parallel world, Chu Sheng became an outdoor anchor and obtained a defense-breaking system. As the name suggests, if you complete the task and break the defense of others, you will become stronger. Good news, he has a system! The bad news is coming to you! [Today's live broadcast task: Go to the foot bath shop and ask the technician to lie down and help her wash it. Chu Sheng:...... "How can a man live between heaven and earth and live in depression for a long time?" [If the mission fails, you will be forcibly erased! Chu Sheng: "Wash people's feet? It's just a little bit of wind and frost." ... [Today's live broadcast task: Let foreigners download Pinxixi and help you chop. [Today's live broadcast task: Take the special police and go to the roadside stall to fill up balloons. [Today's live broadcast task: Invite professional e-sports players to play King of Kings with primary school students. [Today's live broadcast task: Take a psychiatrist to tell fortunes and let them convince each other. The tasks became more and more outrageous. Chu Sheng chose abstraction between social death and madness. Suddenly one day... [Today's live broadcast task: Put rocks in the suitcase, take a taxi to the river and ask the master to help lift them. Chu Sheng:? ? ? Uncle Hat was busy not far away: "Call 01, the sniper is in position, waiting for instructions!" Netizen: "Cruelty! Real punishment! Other anchors want money, but Chu Sheng wants his life!"

Zhang Jingxuan traveled through the parallel world, became a purple-robed heavenly master at the beginning, and obtained the "Taoist inheritance" system. In this world, Taoism is in decline. As long as Taoism is strengthened, he will gain merit points and improve his cultivation. Ever since, a little Taoist priest became popular all over the Internet. "Taoist Priest, can the peach wood sword really kill zombies? Can it really exorcise evil spirits?" Zhang Jingxuan: "The sword made of peach tree stumps is for children to play with. Everyone must believe in science. There are no zombies in this world at all." After saying that, Zhang Jingxuan raised his sword and killed the evil spirits who were causing trouble, leaving everyone in a state of confusion. "Taoist Master, is the talisman really a Taoist magic? Can it fly into the sky and escape from the earth?" Zhang Jingxuan: "I have already said that I must believe in science, but there are no talismans and magic!" After saying that, Zhang Jingxuan drew a flying talisman and then flew away in the wind. Netizens in the live broadcast room said: OK, OK, you play like this, right? Sure enough, it is true that Taoist priests cultivate immortality! ... [Congratulations to the host for completing the daily "Taoist inheritance" task] Get [Palm Thunder] Obtain [Five Arts of Taoism] ObtainTai'a Sword ... "Let's show it off, Master Tian, you really know how to do magic!"

A variety show called "Here I Come, Let's Eat" has sparked heated discussions across the internet. The main theme of the program is to conduct private interviews with celebrities incognito and shamelessly "understand the public sentiment." They go to ordinary people's homes to show off their power and force them to eat. After the show started, two famous actors teamed up to beg for food. The two of them came to a courtyard in the imperial capital and barged in boldly. When eating, he was not only domineering but also mean-spirited, groping here and there. As a result, a small wooden box was accidentally knocked over. After the incident, the actress didn't feel any guilt at all and threw out 5,000 yuan in an attempt to settle the matter. At this moment, Su Jingyuan opened the wooden box and spoke leisurely. "What you knocked over was the Imperial Seal. It's broken. It's not expensive and is worth hundreds of billions!" When the female actor looked at the cracked jade seal, she was stunned. Witnessing the jade seal shattering with their own eyes, the audience in the live broadcast room went crazy. "Damn it! The Imperial Seal?! Can you afford to pay for it, actress!"

Introduction: How outrageous is it for a rebellious post-00s generation to become a class teacher? A variety show "Revealing the Secrets of Major Professions" became popular all over the Internet. Su Yang, the head teacher, was arranged by the school to participate in this variety show. On the first day of the program recording, he was scolded by netizens for being late for class and became a hot topic. However, when the camera shows Su Yang, his painting style becomes galloping. At eight o'clock in the morning, an afterimage of a running and jumping figure appeared on campus. Su Yang: "Oh no, no, no, I'm going to be late. I should have known I wouldn't be a teacher." Student: "This is my class teacher. We are both going to be late." Dean of Students: "I arrested you back then, and you are still the one I arrest now. I left my homework at home back then, but now my lesson plans are at home. If you are late, you will be punished by standing in the corner!" Principal: "It's you again, why do you always stand where you were before when I saw you were late!" Netizen a: "You're late at the beginning of school? You're the class teacher!" Netizen b: "When I was a child, I was disliked by my teachers for being late. When I grow up, I am disliked by my students for being late." Netizen C: "Those students who were late for class are now teachers?" Student: Damn it, he doesn't accept homework at all! I worked hard all night writing, but he didn't read it? ! Parent: Change the class! I strongly request that my children be changed classes! Class teacher Su Yang: What is the reason for your child's poor performance? Don't you have a B in mind? Just when the style of the class gradually became outrageous. Su Yang suddenly became serious: I have a homework for everyone today: rub a nuclear bomb with your hands! In an instant, the entire network was in a frenzy!