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Traveling Across Azeroth, but I'm a Stonemason

Glorious Guide

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Countess Katrana: The Kingdom of Stormwind is just a shabby house... Lich King Ner'zhul: As long as I give Lordaeron a gentle kick... Chief Architect Van Cleef: We'll kick your ass and rebuild the Alliance unbreakable -- "Why does Silvermoon fly the Brotherhood's flag?" "Because they drove away the undead natural disasters." "Then can they drive away humans too?" -- "Why did you send King Garin to the guillotine?" "Because 'Citizen Garin' is suspected of colluding with the Scourge." "Then why don't you execute me?" "Because you are a natural disaster." -- "No one can destroy the friendly unity between humans and dwarfs," the secretary-general said privately, "not even the great craftsmen." -- The two Alliance royalists were exiled to the Alterac Snow Mountains to discuss the reasons for each other's exile. The first one said: "I am against Felix Walker-Patin." A second said: "For supporting Felix Walker-Patin." -- After reading these few alliance political jokes, Felix lamented that a person's destiny not only depends on his own struggle, but also takes into account the process of history. How could he, a Defias thief, become the Secretary General of the Alliance? However, a joke is a joke, and enemies of Union labor should beware. The chess master of the Brotherhood keeps all his secrets in his heart, and few players who play against him can escape unscathed. Whether it was Onyxia, Ner'zhul, or Archimonde, they all lost completely just when they thought they had a chance to win. So, whose turn is next?