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The Middle Ages Begin with Grave Digging

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"Chris, is it particularly difficult to be a gravedigger?" "Fortunately, the church will ask you to bury the body shallowly, because you have to leave a 'courier pick-up port' for God, but if you bury it too shallowly, it will be eaten by dogs. But that is not the most important thing..." "Ah? Then what is the most important thing?" "The first rule of the gravedigger's professional code: Never ask why the grave is moving." ------------- ----------PS: This book is also known as "My Clients Are All Wrongs", "Melons Eaten from Medieval Graves", "Colleagues Are Either Crows or Maggots", "The Pope Admitted in the Confession Room that He Was Afraid of Ghosts", "People in the Town Wanted to Kill Me, But I Have the GPS of Their Ancestral Tombs", "Customers Always Give Five Stars", "One Silver Coin Buried, Add Money to Send a Condolence - No Responsibility for Mispronunciation"...