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[Extreme contrast + high martial arts + hilarious writing] Li Bai studied medicine hard for eight years, but at the age of twenty-eight, he awakened the only hidden talent of the SSS class: quackery! Starting with a small operation, he cut the black boss who was going to teach at the martial arts academy into a high paraplegic. In order to earn a high salary of 75,000 yuan and avoid accountability, Li Bai, who had no martial arts skills, pretended to be the class teacher of the worst freshman (ninth) class in the school. Facing a group of prickly students who have awakened strange talents, Li Bai can only bite the bullet and show off like crazy: The S-class dean tested it with five times the gravity. He was pressed so hard that he vomited blood on the spot, but he faintly blew out a smoke ring: "Don't panic, this is called manual pressure relief by high-level warriors." The dean was horrified: "Has your blood returned to its original state? You are actually a ninth-level Martial God hiding in the world?!" An outrageous prescription was given to the A-level charming school beauty. The school beauty broke four levels in a row on the spot, but turned into a tough man with a tough voice every time he opened his mouth! Providing psychological counseling to a part-time male model student with B-level perpetual motion talent: "The rich woman's steel ball, it's irritating my throat, kid!" The student burst into tears and suddenly realized on the spot that he had transformed into an immortal human shield and vowed to follow his teacher to the death! ... A few years later, the monster tide broke out in full force. All the members of Class 9 went crazy. They not only dominated the Gaowu defense line, but also pushed Li Bai, who was always talking about cheating, to a pedestal. Looking at the invincible students wearing golden armor and destroying heaven and earth, Li Bai held a cigarette in his mouth and trembled: "I'm just a hapless quack who is the head teacher's boss. How come you all have become gods?!"