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入狱的我点评鬼片,竟成降鬼大师
Fox Medicine Man
A strange revival occurs, and the world becomes purgatory. Only in the severe punishment prison in the south of the city, which is classified as a restricted area for humans, the style of painting changes suddenly! On his first day in prison, Chen Feng awakened the [Supreme Director System], but there seemed to be something wrong with the system... In his eyes, this world full of evil ghosts is just a huge grass-stage crew! Late at night, the red-clothed ghost lay on the bedside with his bloody mouth open. Chen Feng slapped him with his backhand and said angrily: "Kah! Who made you laugh? You are a devil! You have to feel oppressive! Why are you grinning so wide? Do you want to steal the spotlight? Go to the corner and practice your fake smile ten thousand times!" Li Gui covered his face and cried in the corner all night. The ghost tide attacks the city, the S-class ghost king descends, and thousands of ghosts cry. Chen Feng stood at the top of the city with a loudspeaker and thundered: "It's chaos! It's all chaos! How did the extras get their positions? That one with the horns, you're blocking the main character's camera! And that one with the fire breath, didn't the props team give you a lunch box? Who does the fire breath guy look down on when he's so young? Do it again!!" The next second, the arrogant Ghost King was pushed to the ground and rubbed by Chen Feng. A team of national-level ghost masters risked their lives and sneaked into the prison, hoping to ask this peerless master to come out and save the world. But he saw Chen Feng stepping on the head of a world-destroying evil god, holding the script and saying earnestly: "How many times have I told you, villains die from talking too much! The line you just said was too embarrassing, say it again! If you don't say yes, you won't be allowed to eat!"
A strange revival occurs, and the world becomes purgatory. Only in the severe punishment prison in the south of the city, which is classified as a restricted area for humans, the style of painting changes suddenly! On his first day in prison, Chen Feng awakened the [Supreme Director System], but there seemed to be something wrong with the system... In his eyes, this world full of evil ghosts is just a huge grass-stage crew! Late at night, the red-clothed ghost lay on the bedside with his bloody mouth open. Chen Feng slapped him with his backhand and said angrily: "Kah! Who made you laugh? You are a devil! You have to feel oppressive! Why are you grinning so wide? Do you want to steal the spotlight? Go to the corner and practice your fake smile ten thousand times!" Li Gui covered his face and cried in the corner all night. The ghost tide attacks the city, the S-class ghost king descends, and thousands of ghosts cry. Chen Feng stood at the top of the city with a loudspeaker and thundered: "It's chaos! It's all chaos! How did the extras get their positions? That one with the horns, you're blocking the main character's camera! And that one with the fire breath, didn't the props team give you a lunch box? Who does the fire breath guy look down on when he's so young? Do it again!!" The next second, the arrogant Ghost King was pushed to the ground and rubbed by Chen Feng. A team of national-level ghost masters risked their lives and sneaked into the prison, hoping to ask this peerless master to come out and save the world. But he saw Chen Feng stepping on the head of a world-destroying evil god, holding the script and saying earnestly: "How many times have I told you, villains die from talking too much! The line you just said was too embarrassing, say it again! If you don't say yes, you won't be allowed to eat!"

开局遇零元购,美式居合你懂不懂
Fox Medicine Man
Reborn in America and became a new rookie patrol officer. On your first day at work, you encountered a zero-dollar shopping spree? Watch the Thug and the Mother Superior. Lynn smiled. Facing the dark figure rushing towards him with a baseball bat, his backhand was an [American Iai]! "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Click!" Seven steps away, gun fast! Within seven steps, the gun is accurate and fast! Bite! Congratulations to the host for completing the first kill! The 'Sin Buster' system has been activated! ] [Skill acquired: Fatal Quick Draw (Master Level)] [Acquire Passive: Absolute Justice (ignore any skin color, gender, political correctness buff, all living beings are equal before your bullets!)] Afterwards, faced with the media's backlash and the angry white left protesters: "Officer Lynn, the victim just took a bag of potato chips, why did you shoot him eight times? This is racial discrimination!" Lin En wiped the police badge and calmly adjusted the law enforcement recorder: "First of all, that's not the victim, it's the criminal." "Secondly, I fired eight shots because I only had eight bullets in the magazine." "Finally, this is America! I don't know what political correctness is, I only know-" "As long as I draw my gun quickly enough, no one can accuse me from the moral high ground!" This is a story about reasoning at gunpoint in free America.
Reborn in America and became a new rookie patrol officer. On your first day at work, you encountered a zero-dollar shopping spree? Watch the Thug and the Mother Superior. Lynn smiled. Facing the dark figure rushing towards him with a baseball bat, his backhand was an [American Iai]! "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Click!" Seven steps away, gun fast! Within seven steps, the gun is accurate and fast! Bite! Congratulations to the host for completing the first kill! The 'Sin Buster' system has been activated! ] [Skill acquired: Fatal Quick Draw (Master Level)] [Acquire Passive: Absolute Justice (ignore any skin color, gender, political correctness buff, all living beings are equal before your bullets!)] Afterwards, faced with the media's backlash and the angry white left protesters: "Officer Lynn, the victim just took a bag of potato chips, why did you shoot him eight times? This is racial discrimination!" Lin En wiped the police badge and calmly adjusted the law enforcement recorder: "First of all, that's not the victim, it's the criminal." "Secondly, I fired eight shots because I only had eight bullets in the magazine." "Finally, this is America! I don't know what political correctness is, I only know-" "As long as I draw my gun quickly enough, no one can accuse me from the moral high ground!" This is a story about reasoning at gunpoint in free America.

大明:父皇别自杀,儿造反成功了
Fox Medicine Man
[Exhilarating] [Decisive in killing] [Father is kind and son is filial] In the first year of Jianwen, the order to reduce the vassal status was issued! The palace of Prince Xiang was in danger, and Prince Xiang was prepared to die to prove his ambition. "Father! My son is coming to see you today! In this Ming Dynasty, there is no place for my son to stand up!" The dandy prince Zhu Jiuyan kicked open the door, holding the head of the commander of the Imperial Guard in his hand, and walked in covered in blood. Zhu Bai was in shock: "Yan'er? You killed the imperial official? This is a rebellion! We are dead!" Zhu Jiuyan calmly wiped the blood on the knife, took out a bright five-claw golden dragon robe from his arms, and put it directly on the frightened father. "Dad, don't die. Who will be the emperor if you die?" "My son just wiped out the 30,000 imperial troops, and now Jingzhou belongs to us!" "This is the dragon robe that my ministers made for you overnight. You can wear it as you like. You can ascend the throne first, and then we can go to Nanjing to pull down that little bastard Zhu Yunwen!" Zhu Bai: "???" Three months later, the steel torrent broke through Nanjing. Zhu Jiuyan stepped on the dragon chair of Fengtian Palace, looked at the shivering Emperor Jianwen, and grinned: "Cousin, are you okay? I heard that you are going to force my father to death?" Zhu Di: How come this rebellion job... Was snatched away by the Twelve Lao family? !
[Exhilarating] [Decisive in killing] [Father is kind and son is filial] In the first year of Jianwen, the order to reduce the vassal status was issued! The palace of Prince Xiang was in danger, and Prince Xiang was prepared to die to prove his ambition. "Father! My son is coming to see you today! In this Ming Dynasty, there is no place for my son to stand up!" The dandy prince Zhu Jiuyan kicked open the door, holding the head of the commander of the Imperial Guard in his hand, and walked in covered in blood. Zhu Bai was in shock: "Yan'er? You killed the imperial official? This is a rebellion! We are dead!" Zhu Jiuyan calmly wiped the blood on the knife, took out a bright five-claw golden dragon robe from his arms, and put it directly on the frightened father. "Dad, don't die. Who will be the emperor if you die?" "My son just wiped out the 30,000 imperial troops, and now Jingzhou belongs to us!" "This is the dragon robe that my ministers made for you overnight. You can wear it as you like. You can ascend the throne first, and then we can go to Nanjing to pull down that little bastard Zhu Yunwen!" Zhu Bai: "???" Three months later, the steel torrent broke through Nanjing. Zhu Jiuyan stepped on the dragon chair of Fengtian Palace, looked at the shivering Emperor Jianwen, and grinned: "Cousin, are you okay? I heard that you are going to force my father to death?" Zhu Di: How come this rebellion job... Was snatched away by the Twelve Lao family? !

大明:海瑞模板,开局抬棺死谏
Fox Medicine Man
Su Che traveled through the Yongle Dynasty and was bound to the [Death-seeking Sainthood System]. In order to die and return home, he loaded the Hai Rui template, wore sackcloth and mourning, and carried the coffin to the temple! In front of the civil and military officials of the court, he pointed at Zhu Di's nose and cursed: "Rebellious ministers and traitors! King Yan has usurped the throne! Please kill my ten tribes to set the record straight!" Zhu Di was furious and drew his sword, but Su Che killed him with his neck. Unexpectedly, tears filled Zhu Di's eyes the next second: "The whole court is full of flattery, but only Su Qing dares to use his life to spur me to become the emperor of the ages! This is the lonely loyalty of the Ming Dynasty!" Su Che collapsed: Hunjun! You don't play by the rules! Since the remonstrance with literary death fails, then die with force! Su Che loaded up Bai Qi's template and rode into the formation alone. As a result, he killed all of Mobei and sealed the wolf in Xu! Su Che: Please, let me die!
Su Che traveled through the Yongle Dynasty and was bound to the [Death-seeking Sainthood System]. In order to die and return home, he loaded the Hai Rui template, wore sackcloth and mourning, and carried the coffin to the temple! In front of the civil and military officials of the court, he pointed at Zhu Di's nose and cursed: "Rebellious ministers and traitors! King Yan has usurped the throne! Please kill my ten tribes to set the record straight!" Zhu Di was furious and drew his sword, but Su Che killed him with his neck. Unexpectedly, tears filled Zhu Di's eyes the next second: "The whole court is full of flattery, but only Su Qing dares to use his life to spur me to become the emperor of the ages! This is the lonely loyalty of the Ming Dynasty!" Su Che collapsed: Hunjun! You don't play by the rules! Since the remonstrance with literary death fails, then die with force! Su Che loaded up Bai Qi's template and rode into the formation alone. As a result, he killed all of Mobei and sealed the wolf in Xu! Su Che: Please, let me die!

大秦:朕让你监国,不是重建大秦
Fox Medicine Man
Travel through time and become a young master, Fusu, and oversee the country at the beginning. Faced with the Confucian pressure on the palace, the remnants of the six kingdoms rebelled, and the powerful minister Zhao Gao turned a deer into a horse. Fusu awakens [Eternal Emperor System], you can become stronger by killing enemies and expanding your territory! From then on, the benevolent and weak Fusu died, and a tyrant more ruthless than Zulong was born! Chunyu Yue advised: "Your Highness, you must convince others with your virtue!" Fusu drew his sword: "The dead are the most obedient! Someone came and bulldozed Confucianism!" Zhao Gao asserted his authority: "Your Highness, I am your Majesty's confidant..." Fusu sneered: "Just right, I want to try Ling Chi's death with a few thousand swords, and I'll use you as a sacrificial flag!" The Huns invaded: "The Qin people are two-legged sheep..." Fusu commanded his troops: "Send the order, I want no Xiongnu in Mobei and no grass growing on the grassland! Kill them all! Burn them all! Steal them all!" When the First Emperor returned from his eastward tour, he looked at the piles of heads of nobles from the six countries, the trembling officials, and the Black Water Dragon Flag that had reached Europe. The First Emperor swallowed: "I asked you to supervise the country to stabilize the situation, not to kill everyone!!" "Also, the one who smashed my immortal ship was also your navy??"
Travel through time and become a young master, Fusu, and oversee the country at the beginning. Faced with the Confucian pressure on the palace, the remnants of the six kingdoms rebelled, and the powerful minister Zhao Gao turned a deer into a horse. Fusu awakens [Eternal Emperor System], you can become stronger by killing enemies and expanding your territory! From then on, the benevolent and weak Fusu died, and a tyrant more ruthless than Zulong was born! Chunyu Yue advised: "Your Highness, you must convince others with your virtue!" Fusu drew his sword: "The dead are the most obedient! Someone came and bulldozed Confucianism!" Zhao Gao asserted his authority: "Your Highness, I am your Majesty's confidant..." Fusu sneered: "Just right, I want to try Ling Chi's death with a few thousand swords, and I'll use you as a sacrificial flag!" The Huns invaded: "The Qin people are two-legged sheep..." Fusu commanded his troops: "Send the order, I want no Xiongnu in Mobei and no grass growing on the grassland! Kill them all! Burn them all! Steal them all!" When the First Emperor returned from his eastward tour, he looked at the piles of heads of nobles from the six countries, the trembling officials, and the Black Water Dragon Flag that had reached Europe. The First Emperor swallowed: "I asked you to supervise the country to stabilize the situation, not to kill everyone!!" "Also, the one who smashed my immortal ship was also your navy??"

大明:开局错认朱标为兄长
Fox Medicine Man
Traveling through the Ming Dynasty, Su Ran became a merchant in the capital. When he met a middle-aged man who was as gentle as jade, he immediately fell in love with him and recognized him as a sworn brother on the spot! From then on, Su Ran had a backer in Ming Dynasty, and started to spend his days drinking and bragging with his elder brother, and complaining about current affairs. "Brother, it's not me who said that although His Majesty Zhu Yuanzhang started with a bowl, he is too murderous and will suffer backlash in his later years!" "Brother, although Lan Yu is arrogant, his crime is not worthy of death. Lao Zhu broke his own arm!" "Brother, your body looks weak and needs to be replenished. Otherwise, how will you be able to endure the death of your talented father?" Su Ran was so happy with the scolding, but the elder brother sitting opposite was sweating profusely, and the black-faced old man holding a knife and pretending to be a servant next to him was so angry that his veins popped out! Until one day, Su Ran got drunk and slapped the table and said to "big brother": "Brother, listen to my advice. If that old Zhu wants to kill your whole family in the future, you should go with me. I will conquer the world for you in the Ming Dynasty!" The black-faced old man finally couldn't bear it anymore, overturned the table and roared: "We are Zhu Yuanzhang! Our great son Zhu Biao was deceived by you and became lame! Are you going to lead him to rebel against us??" Su Ran was confused: "What the hell? Brother, are you Prince Zhu Biao? Then this black-faced old man is... Emperor Hongwu??" This book is also known as: "Teaching Zhu Biao to Rebellion in the Face of Zhu Yuanzhang", "I Deceived the Prince to a Lame", "Old Zhu, save people under the sword, I have a good strategy for governing the country!"
Traveling through the Ming Dynasty, Su Ran became a merchant in the capital. When he met a middle-aged man who was as gentle as jade, he immediately fell in love with him and recognized him as a sworn brother on the spot! From then on, Su Ran had a backer in Ming Dynasty, and started to spend his days drinking and bragging with his elder brother, and complaining about current affairs. "Brother, it's not me who said that although His Majesty Zhu Yuanzhang started with a bowl, he is too murderous and will suffer backlash in his later years!" "Brother, although Lan Yu is arrogant, his crime is not worthy of death. Lao Zhu broke his own arm!" "Brother, your body looks weak and needs to be replenished. Otherwise, how will you be able to endure the death of your talented father?" Su Ran was so happy with the scolding, but the elder brother sitting opposite was sweating profusely, and the black-faced old man holding a knife and pretending to be a servant next to him was so angry that his veins popped out! Until one day, Su Ran got drunk and slapped the table and said to "big brother": "Brother, listen to my advice. If that old Zhu wants to kill your whole family in the future, you should go with me. I will conquer the world for you in the Ming Dynasty!" The black-faced old man finally couldn't bear it anymore, overturned the table and roared: "We are Zhu Yuanzhang! Our great son Zhu Biao was deceived by you and became lame! Are you going to lead him to rebel against us??" Su Ran was confused: "What the hell? Brother, are you Prince Zhu Biao? Then this black-faced old man is... Emperor Hongwu??" This book is also known as: "Teaching Zhu Biao to Rebellion in the Face of Zhu Yuanzhang", "I Deceived the Prince to a Lame", "Old Zhu, save people under the sword, I have a good strategy for governing the country!"

大唐:萌宝六娃,我老婆是李秀宁
Fox Medicine Man
Chu Fan traveled through the Tang Dynasty, lived in seclusion for eight years, married a wife and had children. He thought he was marrying a rich girl who had fled and gave birth to six mischievous children. In order to support his family, he could only make some inventions. Making salt, making steel, making gunpowder, doing business through the Silk Road... But what he doesn't know is: Dawa has long become a reserve general of Tiance Mansion, and his military strength is beyond the limit! Erwa is in charge of the largest underground bank in Chang'an and is as rich as the country! Sanwa was even regarded as a child prodigy by the prime minister of the dynasty, with an IQ close to that of a demon! And his gentle and virtuous wife turned out to be the legendary Princess Pingyang Zhao, Li Xiuning, who died in battle! Until the Zhenguan Ceremony, the Turks forced the palace. Chu Fan sighed helplessly and led the six children out of the mountain gate: "Since you can't solve it, let me, the father, do it." At that moment, Li Shimin was shocked: Aren't those my sister and brother-in-law who have been dead for many years? ! Quan Changan was shocked: It turned out that the hidden master who had been protecting the Tang Dynasty was actually him!
Chu Fan traveled through the Tang Dynasty, lived in seclusion for eight years, married a wife and had children. He thought he was marrying a rich girl who had fled and gave birth to six mischievous children. In order to support his family, he could only make some inventions. Making salt, making steel, making gunpowder, doing business through the Silk Road... But what he doesn't know is: Dawa has long become a reserve general of Tiance Mansion, and his military strength is beyond the limit! Erwa is in charge of the largest underground bank in Chang'an and is as rich as the country! Sanwa was even regarded as a child prodigy by the prime minister of the dynasty, with an IQ close to that of a demon! And his gentle and virtuous wife turned out to be the legendary Princess Pingyang Zhao, Li Xiuning, who died in battle! Until the Zhenguan Ceremony, the Turks forced the palace. Chu Fan sighed helplessly and led the six children out of the mountain gate: "Since you can't solve it, let me, the father, do it." At that moment, Li Shimin was shocked: Aren't those my sister and brother-in-law who have been dead for many years? ! Quan Changan was shocked: It turned out that the hidden master who had been protecting the Tang Dynasty was actually him!

大唐:陛下,求你别让公子喝酒了
Fox Medicine Man
"Your Majesty, we can't let King Wu drink anymore!" "Yesterday King Wu got drunk and melted all the copper coins in the treasury. He said he was going to make some Transformers to guard the city gate!" Li Shimin felt a splitting headache as he looked at the civil and military officials kneeling on the ground. Travel through time and become Li Ke, bound to the [Drunk Trouble System]. As long as you get drunk and cause trouble, you can get national sports rewards! Thus, a drunken prince was born who made the entire Tang Dynasty fearful. On this day, the Tubo envoy asked to marry the princess with an arrogant attitude. The drunken Li Ke broke into the hall, grabbed the Tibetan envoy by the collar, and stuffed a grenade into his mouth: "You want to marry a girl like me? OK! Come on, as long as you swallow this big iron lump without exploding, I will promise you!" "Boom--" The Tubo envoy died. Li Shimin was horrified: "Ke'er! You've caused a big trouble! Tubo is going to war!" Li Ke's eyes were blurred and he threw out a drawing: "Why are you panicking? This is the production diagram of the [Red Cannon], build it and blast it!" "Come on, come on, keep playing music, keep drinking!!" Many years later, when the flag of the Tang Dynasty was planted all over the world. Li Shimin looked at his son who was still drunk and dreamed, and sighed: "Come here, give King Wu... A full plate of wine!"
"Your Majesty, we can't let King Wu drink anymore!" "Yesterday King Wu got drunk and melted all the copper coins in the treasury. He said he was going to make some Transformers to guard the city gate!" Li Shimin felt a splitting headache as he looked at the civil and military officials kneeling on the ground. Travel through time and become Li Ke, bound to the [Drunk Trouble System]. As long as you get drunk and cause trouble, you can get national sports rewards! Thus, a drunken prince was born who made the entire Tang Dynasty fearful. On this day, the Tubo envoy asked to marry the princess with an arrogant attitude. The drunken Li Ke broke into the hall, grabbed the Tibetan envoy by the collar, and stuffed a grenade into his mouth: "You want to marry a girl like me? OK! Come on, as long as you swallow this big iron lump without exploding, I will promise you!" "Boom--" The Tubo envoy died. Li Shimin was horrified: "Ke'er! You've caused a big trouble! Tubo is going to war!" Li Ke's eyes were blurred and he threw out a drawing: "Why are you panicking? This is the production diagram of the [Red Cannon], build it and blast it!" "Come on, come on, keep playing music, keep drinking!!" Many years later, when the flag of the Tang Dynasty was planted all over the world. Li Shimin looked at his son who was still drunk and dreamed, and sighed: "Come here, give King Wu... A full plate of wine!"