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葬礼订制,让你有个神秘过往
First Love Is Like Tea
You have lived a life of nothing and have been an ordinary person all your life. When you are dying, those who love you sigh deeply and those who hate you dance. Are you really willing to pass away peacefully like this? Want to go crazy again? My name is Lin Lan, and my company will arrange a luxurious funeral procession for you! Let everyone who attends your funeral suspect that you have a terrifying, mysterious, and awe-inspiring past! [If you pay me 10,000 yuan, a five-meter-long black business car will appear at your funeral, and a hundred men in suits wearing sunglasses and Bluetooth headsets will bow and mourn in your direction!] [If you pay me 100,000 yuan, there will be a team of professional coffin bearers and hundreds of black people at your funeral to bury you like a tribal chief!] [If you pay me 200,000 yuan, there will be thousands of cultivators who can only be seen in movies and TV series. They will shout loudly in front of your grave: Congratulations to the ancestor for his ascension!] Even Trisolarans can drive water droplets to come and recognize their father! The Kowloon coffin will carry you into the starry sky of the universe! Countless worlds mourn for you and sing your epic chapter! 100 Fans can join the group: 292944798
You have lived a life of nothing and have been an ordinary person all your life. When you are dying, those who love you sigh deeply and those who hate you dance. Are you really willing to pass away peacefully like this? Want to go crazy again? My name is Lin Lan, and my company will arrange a luxurious funeral procession for you! Let everyone who attends your funeral suspect that you have a terrifying, mysterious, and awe-inspiring past! [If you pay me 10,000 yuan, a five-meter-long black business car will appear at your funeral, and a hundred men in suits wearing sunglasses and Bluetooth headsets will bow and mourn in your direction!] [If you pay me 100,000 yuan, there will be a team of professional coffin bearers and hundreds of black people at your funeral to bury you like a tribal chief!] [If you pay me 200,000 yuan, there will be thousands of cultivators who can only be seen in movies and TV series. They will shout loudly in front of your grave: Congratulations to the ancestor for his ascension!] Even Trisolarans can drive water droplets to come and recognize their father! The Kowloon coffin will carry you into the starry sky of the universe! Countless worlds mourn for you and sing your epic chapter! 100 Fans can join the group: 292944798