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混在西幻，独自升级
Fire Keyboard
"Sir, I have been suffering from insomnia recently. Is there any way to cure it?" "Yes, brother, yes." Jon replied, "Let my assistant cut you in the leg and let out two liters of blood. You'll be able to fall asleep next." ... "Sir, I seem to have hemorrhoids and it hurts." "Oh, you are too careless." Jon snapped his fingers. "Put it on with a soldering iron and it will be fine once it's burned through. Next one." ... "Sir, I have been suffering from indigestion and loss of appetite recently." "It's very simple. Just eat it twice." Jon frowned and dismissed. "Aren't you afraid that something won't be digested properly after digesting it twice? Next time." ............ The above is the daily dialogue between barber Jon and his customers after traveling to the Middle Ages. He really wasn't this kind of person before. ............ [Upgrade article] [Plot direction] [Fantasy] [Adventure]
"Sir, I have been suffering from insomnia recently. Is there any way to cure it?" "Yes, brother, yes." Jon replied, "Let my assistant cut you in the leg and let out two liters of blood. You'll be able to fall asleep next." ... "Sir, I seem to have hemorrhoids and it hurts." "Oh, you are too careless." Jon snapped his fingers. "Put it on with a soldering iron and it will be fine once it's burned through. Next one." ... "Sir, I have been suffering from indigestion and loss of appetite recently." "It's very simple. Just eat it twice." Jon frowned and dismissed. "Aren't you afraid that something won't be digested properly after digesting it twice? Next time." ............ The above is the daily dialogue between barber Jon and his customers after traveling to the Middle Ages. He really wasn't this kind of person before. ............ [Upgrade article] [Plot direction] [Fantasy] [Adventure]