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做一条咸鱼有这么难吗
Fang Xuzhi
"I just want to be a salted fish!" System: "No, get up and save the family." "I just want to sleep until I wake up naturally!" System: "No, get up and save the town." "I just want to eat, drink and have fun every day!" System: "The town is expected to be destroyed in three days, please be prepared." "Let me go..." "No."
"I just want to be a salted fish!" System: "No, get up and save the family." "I just want to sleep until I wake up naturally!" System: "No, get up and save the town." "I just want to eat, drink and have fun every day!" System: "The town is expected to be destroyed in three days, please be prepared." "Let me go..." "No."

On the Fantasy of Fighting in My Head
Short Fiction论我脑子里打架的天马行空
Fang Xuzhi
There was a big foot wearing a fishbowl living in my mind, complaining to me that the desk lamp and router next door were too noisy. As it happened, Hair Country and Scalp Country were about to go to war. I ignored the foot and hurried to persuade them to make peace. I found out that the reason for the war was actually because I washed my hair with soap. I was so angry that I ran back to fix the desk lamp and router, and then asked Ji Yazi to remember to remind me to buy shampoo tomorrow, but Ji Yazi said, I reminded you last month.
There was a big foot wearing a fishbowl living in my mind, complaining to me that the desk lamp and router next door were too noisy. As it happened, Hair Country and Scalp Country were about to go to war. I ignored the foot and hurried to persuade them to make peace. I found out that the reason for the war was actually because I washed my hair with soap. I was so angry that I ran back to fix the desk lamp and router, and then asked Ji Yazi to remember to remind me to buy shampoo tomorrow, but Ji Yazi said, I reminded you last month.