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A piece of news: The rescue excavation of the tomb of Emperor Wen of Chu, Xiang Jun, has made significant progress. An autobiography of an emperor was unearthed from the tomb, revealing the unknown side of this emperor through the ages - it turns out that he may be the earliest "keyboard warrior" in history. The following content is excerpted from the autobiography of Emperor Wen of Chu, Xiang Jun: "If you ask me what it feels like to be my opponent, you might as well ask Liu Che what it's like to be my opponent." "I'll reiterate again, being a hostage and pretending to be a fool is not a humiliating past. That's where I came from. And Ying Zheng did it too." "What! Do you need to launch a coup to succeed? Duolao, I am the eldest son! In terms of succession." "What does it mean that the prince who will be the emperor for eternity cannot successfully succeed to the throne, but if my prince successfully succeeds to the throne, I cannot be regarded as the emperor for eternity. What about my achievements, have you eaten them up?!!!" ---- Later generations always compared Xiang Jun with Ying Zheng and other emperors of the ages, and there was endless controversy. Until a handwritten autobiography was unearthed from his tomb. He speaks arrogantly and harshly, and can be called an ancient keyboard warrior. At the end, he left a sentence: "Those who question me, after reading my faithful autobiography, do you still question it? Heizi! Speak!!!"

I am Zhang Shang, the king of powerful words in the Tang Dynasty, and the number one troll in Zhenguan. Go up to the emperor and say: "This is just a Khan who gives you pleasure in vain, is he eating bees?" Go down to the officials: "Above the temple, rotten wood serves as an official; between the palaces, animals and beasts eat their salary!" Starting from frame 0, he heard the news and started to make things happen. From Tai Chi Hall to Zhuque Street, there is no barrage that I, Zhang Shang, dare not output. Wei Zheng: "The younger generation is awesome, this guy's spray skills are better than mine!" Fang Xuanling: "Zhang Shang is here, everyone leave from the back door!" Cheng Yaojin: "Hide the wine, don't let that boy Zhang Shang find out." Li Shimin: "My bird!!!" Huanghuang Zhenguan, I, Zhang Shang, just want to contribute to this glorious era before I die.