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After my grandma passed away, I asked my counselor for leave, but she refused. She said: "Your grandma is dead, what's the use of asking for leave? The final exam is coming soon, can you calm down?"

Ning An never expected that, With his edited videos, he has actually become a mythical taboo among people. ... Taiyi Zhenren: "There are thousands of kings in the world, but who will see the dust after my death!" "I, Tang San, am actually not listed on the list. It's okay if you don't watch this crappy video!" "I, Li Changshou, respectfully invite the Taoist ancestor to leave the palace and die!" After the video was released, countless powerful people saw the video and refused to accept it. They vowed to find the dog author and pay with blood. Ning An was a little confused when he looked at the rewards from the big guys in the world. "Damn it, it's actually true!" (I heard that the part about the Kingdom of Women is quite toxic, so go ahead and read it)

In the college entrance examination room, my body was possessed by ancient sages. I was ecstatic in my heart: It's stable! Whee! "Chinese Language Examination" reads Li Bai's "Bodhisattva Man" and answers the poet's deep emotions: "Where is the return journey? The longer pavilion is shorter than the shorter pavilion." Li Bai: If you talk nonsense after drinking, why should you remember it? In the "History Exam", please analyze the reasons why the capital was moved in the Southern Song Dynasty based on material examples. Song Taizu: What Song Dynasty? Southern Song Dynasty? Is the Song Dynasty cracked? I held the pen and my heart collapsed: No! It was me who broke it! ! !

When he woke up, Ning An transformed into a downtrodden Taoist priest in a parallel world, and at the same time awakened a [Yeluzi Wishing] system! Yo ho! The two Yan Kong sisters burst into tears. They made a wish for a handsome guy around 184, and then turned around and met the one they liked. It's just... There are some minor flaws in the body, the left leg is 181 and the right leg is 184. Ning An: "Well... Just tell me if it's left or right!" A gold-worshipping girl made a wish for an annual income of 200,000 yuan, but the next second her phone was stolen by her family, which gave her a loan of 200,000 yuan! Ning'an: "The Patriarch in Heaven... Did his best." The wife begged her husband to stop smoking and drinking. That night, her husband suffered a heart attack and was taken away by an ambulance. He never dared to smoke or drink again. Ning'an: "Uh... Just tell me whether to quit or not." ... Countless netizens couldn't sit still. Huakaifugui: "This Taoist temple, no matter how you kill or bury it, it's so exciting!!!" Moonlight in the Lotus Pond: "You're so smart. I asked you not to have nightmares last year, so you just did it to me. I had insomnia for more than a year." Fuman Renjian: "I feel sorry for my brother who is tired from filming. I went to seek peace for him. I won't say anything anymore. When my brother comes out in two and a half years, I will burn incense!"

[Reading Reminder] Watch the Marvel volume directly for a better reading experience. This book is also called "My Career as an Assassin Boss" - "Coming to Marvel Thousands of Years Ahead". Landau, who only loves reading comics and superheroes, traveled to the world of assassins and wanted to retire and enjoy life. As a result, he found himself in the modern plot line of Assassin's Creed. Before he could find Desmond in a hurry, the end of the world was in front of him. Fortunately, Ubisoft's editor stole the power of my thoughts from next door, and Landao stole a glimmer of life. He was separated from his wife and children during the time travel, lived in the Marvel world for thousands of years, and finally waited for the extraordinary era.