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LOL:运气不好打什么职业
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Lu Qingming: I won the LPL regular season MVP three times in a row "You were killed by a wild monster alone." "I was selected to the All-NBA First Team seven times, first in the LPL." "You were killed by a wild monster alone." "I set a record for the highest transfer fee in the LPL." "You were killed by a wild monster alone." "Can you please stop talking about this?" "Okay, you were forced to dodge by the big dragon; you dodge and hit the wall like drinking water; you missed an average of 3.5 Cars per game..." "..."
Lu Qingming: I won the LPL regular season MVP three times in a row "You were killed by a wild monster alone." "I was selected to the All-NBA First Team seven times, first in the LPL." "You were killed by a wild monster alone." "I set a record for the highest transfer fee in the LPL." "You were killed by a wild monster alone." "Can you please stop talking about this?" "Okay, you were forced to dodge by the big dragon; you dodge and hit the wall like drinking water; you missed an average of 3.5 Cars per game..." "..."

刚打进LPL,赛区解散什么鬼?
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In S5, the King team, which had just entered the LPL, substituted top laner Lin Tian and obtained the "disbandment system." "Host, please save the LPL that is about to be disbanded!" "Who? Me?" "In 2030, the LPL World Championship has been eliminated in the top 16 for many years, many clubs have withdrawn from the league, and players have left overseas. No LPL player has reached the top 100 in the Korean server, and has been kicked off by major competition regions." "It is detected that the host's Korean server ranking is 300 points, and the system reward points are increased by 500! Oh! You are truly a unique e-sports wizard! The task of saving the LPL is left to you!" "In 2030, LPL has lost any popularity. Hosts are asked to work hard to participate and perform high-profile operations to arouse heated discussions on the Internet." "Oh buy it! The number of Weibo comments for the game played by the host exceeds 100, and the reward will be 100 points!" "Hupu has more than 1,000 views and will be rewarded with 200 points!" Lin Tian spread his hands: "Is this difficult?" System: "Reward host Orn with 100% proficiency!" Lin Tian: "Aoun, what the hell! This is 2015!" System: "Reward the host tree, Poppy, Shen, and 100% alchemy proficiency!" Lin Tian: "That's pretty much it." System: "E-sports historians believe that UZI's retirement in 2019 and Jack Dirty's retirement in 2027 accelerated the dissolution of the LPL..." Lin Tian: "Who is Jack Dirty Dancing? UZI retired? Huh?" He looked at UZI who was sweating profusely while playing in OMG, held his hand and said: "Puppy, never go to RNG in the future!"
In S5, the King team, which had just entered the LPL, substituted top laner Lin Tian and obtained the "disbandment system." "Host, please save the LPL that is about to be disbanded!" "Who? Me?" "In 2030, the LPL World Championship has been eliminated in the top 16 for many years, many clubs have withdrawn from the league, and players have left overseas. No LPL player has reached the top 100 in the Korean server, and has been kicked off by major competition regions." "It is detected that the host's Korean server ranking is 300 points, and the system reward points are increased by 500! Oh! You are truly a unique e-sports wizard! The task of saving the LPL is left to you!" "In 2030, LPL has lost any popularity. Hosts are asked to work hard to participate and perform high-profile operations to arouse heated discussions on the Internet." "Oh buy it! The number of Weibo comments for the game played by the host exceeds 100, and the reward will be 100 points!" "Hupu has more than 1,000 views and will be rewarded with 200 points!" Lin Tian spread his hands: "Is this difficult?" System: "Reward host Orn with 100% proficiency!" Lin Tian: "Aoun, what the hell! This is 2015!" System: "Reward the host tree, Poppy, Shen, and 100% alchemy proficiency!" Lin Tian: "That's pretty much it." System: "E-sports historians believe that UZI's retirement in 2019 and Jack Dirty's retirement in 2027 accelerated the dissolution of the LPL..." Lin Tian: "Who is Jack Dirty Dancing? UZI retired? Huh?" He looked at UZI who was sweating profusely while playing in OMG, held his hand and said: "Puppy, never go to RNG in the future!"

联盟:满属性的我,随机降临S赛
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In S16, Faker won his seventh championship and defeated the strongest AI team. "This crown is dedicated to all mankind!" When Faker shouted these words, major competition areas around the world exploded. LPL announced that it would no longer participate in the S17 World Championship and set itself on fire! Lin Jin, a passerby expert, scolded LPL and accidentally triggered the LPL rescue system. Randomly travel through any period from S1 to S16, make changes, gain rescue points, the season ends, if the rescue fails, go back and restart! "What? If I don't save the LPL, I have to go back and restart?" "Huh? Full attributes. Full proficiency is great. Call all S4SSW, S5SKT, and S13T1!" "Haha, I have won so many championships, and I still saved the shitty LPL, and slipped away..."
In S16, Faker won his seventh championship and defeated the strongest AI team. "This crown is dedicated to all mankind!" When Faker shouted these words, major competition areas around the world exploded. LPL announced that it would no longer participate in the S17 World Championship and set itself on fire! Lin Jin, a passerby expert, scolded LPL and accidentally triggered the LPL rescue system. Randomly travel through any period from S1 to S16, make changes, gain rescue points, the season ends, if the rescue fails, go back and restart! "What? If I don't save the LPL, I have to go back and restart?" "Huh? Full attributes. Full proficiency is great. Call all S4SSW, S5SKT, and S13T1!" "Haha, I have won so many championships, and I still saved the shitty LPL, and slipped away..."

LOL:我说真话,怎么都破防了
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(The new book "Just entered the LPL, what the hell is the division commentary?" Is now on the shelves. It has been updated. Please subscribe. Thank you everyone) Click on the author's avatar to reach it Lin Yi, who debuted in S3, is a veteran by LPL standards. With no games to play, he gave live broadcasts all day long, communicated friendly with fans, and made his own contribution to promoting harmony in the competition area. "Uzi is the best ADC in the world!" Lin Yi: "Fart, apart from the S8 half-year and S9 summer games, which year is C?" "Xiaotian said it doesn't matter who you play in the playoffs." Lin Yi: "He lied. He hates Big B so much that he wants to organize his retirement ceremony right away." "Uzi and Xiao Ming just don't have social interaction, but they are still good brothers." Lin Yi: "Did he break up earlier?" "I think the LPL is the number one division in the world, and T1 will be in trouble even if it's the top four." Lin Yi: "Still in YY, stubborn and self-absorbed. Without Korean aid, I won't be able to win a single championship!" "Taobo Nakano has reconciled!" Lin Yi: "Reconciliation is nothing. This kind of backstabbing, Gao Tianliang has wanted Yuyu for a long time." "The alliance must have its own considerations if it does not open global BP." Lin Yi: "Once the overall BP is opened, the bad guys and coaches have nowhere to hide. Tengjing doesn't dare to let the star players make a fool of themselves!" Official: "Please stop talking!" Lin Yi, who was quarreling with other scholars, spread his hands and said, "I'm just telling the truth. Why did you all break my defense?" "Ding!" "Congratulations to the host for telling the truth, lighting up the entries [Growth Against Age], [Fingertips Like Wind], [God-Level Decision-making]...
(The new book "Just entered the LPL, what the hell is the division commentary?" Is now on the shelves. It has been updated. Please subscribe. Thank you everyone) Click on the author's avatar to reach it Lin Yi, who debuted in S3, is a veteran by LPL standards. With no games to play, he gave live broadcasts all day long, communicated friendly with fans, and made his own contribution to promoting harmony in the competition area. "Uzi is the best ADC in the world!" Lin Yi: "Fart, apart from the S8 half-year and S9 summer games, which year is C?" "Xiaotian said it doesn't matter who you play in the playoffs." Lin Yi: "He lied. He hates Big B so much that he wants to organize his retirement ceremony right away." "Uzi and Xiao Ming just don't have social interaction, but they are still good brothers." Lin Yi: "Did he break up earlier?" "I think the LPL is the number one division in the world, and T1 will be in trouble even if it's the top four." Lin Yi: "Still in YY, stubborn and self-absorbed. Without Korean aid, I won't be able to win a single championship!" "Taobo Nakano has reconciled!" Lin Yi: "Reconciliation is nothing. This kind of backstabbing, Gao Tianliang has wanted Yuyu for a long time." "The alliance must have its own considerations if it does not open global BP." Lin Yi: "Once the overall BP is opened, the bad guys and coaches have nowhere to hide. Tengjing doesn't dare to let the star players make a fool of themselves!" Official: "Please stop talking!" Lin Yi, who was quarreling with other scholars, spread his hands and said, "I'm just telling the truth. Why did you all break my defense?" "Ding!" "Congratulations to the host for telling the truth, lighting up the entries [Growth Against Age], [Fingertips Like Wind], [God-Level Decision-making]...

LOL:这个男人太自律了!
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WBG's substitute ADC Qin Feng has always been eager to compete on the court, but his talent is limited. He was pushed to the bench by Huanfeng, and was labeled by netizens as "You are not even as good as Huanfeng." Qin Feng shouted angrily: "When will I have top talent!" "Ding~" "The host's request has been detected, and the LOL self-discipline system has been loaded..." Want to improve your strength? Let's do a five-kilometer run first. Raise awareness? Two hundred push-ups, find out. Want to improve your hero proficiency? Go to bed early and get up early! Complete self-discipline tasks to gain self-discipline points, strengthen laning, team battles, reactions, awareness, hero pool... Self-disciplined men become stronger and stronger! Standing on the championship podium, the host asked Qin Feng what he wanted to say most at the moment: "Well, let's reward myself first..."
WBG's substitute ADC Qin Feng has always been eager to compete on the court, but his talent is limited. He was pushed to the bench by Huanfeng, and was labeled by netizens as "You are not even as good as Huanfeng." Qin Feng shouted angrily: "When will I have top talent!" "Ding~" "The host's request has been detected, and the LOL self-discipline system has been loaded..." Want to improve your strength? Let's do a five-kilometer run first. Raise awareness? Two hundred push-ups, find out. Want to improve your hero proficiency? Go to bed early and get up early! Complete self-discipline tasks to gain self-discipline points, strengthen laning, team battles, reactions, awareness, hero pool... Self-disciplined men become stronger and stronger! Standing on the championship podium, the host asked Qin Feng what he wanted to say most at the moment: "Well, let's reward myself first..."