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Crab demon, you are in love, open your eyes and awaken the [Abstract System]! As long as you work hard at abstraction, you can obtain abstraction values, which can then be exchanged for various other-world songs and scripts, and you can also get bonuses in acting and singing skills! So... The recording scene of the love variety show was turned into his own personal show by Xu Zhixing! Other male guests tried their best to seduce the female guest. He circled a piece of land and planted onions, ginger, garlic, and even raised three snails as pets! The next day the snail died, so he held a grand funeral for the snail, erected a tombstone, sent out invitations, and invited everyone to come and have a feast! Just use a thermos cup for a small piece of fresh meat. What's soaked in it is not wolfberry. What an old godmother! When I record a program with him, I will be woken up by him singing "The Battle Hymn of a Strong Army" every morning. When I open my eyes, I will see his quilt folded into neat tofu pieces... I was singing an R&B love song, and suddenly I went crazy and suddenly started: "Oh ah ah, yeah~" The song previously submitted to the recording program was the normal version of "Li Bai", but the song sung during the official performance was: "What, what can I do?" Sitting on the bus without any warning, starting at 0 frames: "Abi, ~" Can you bear this? ! Fan: "Is he crazy?!" The creative team of the show suspected that there was something wrong with his brain, so they asked people from the mental hospital to come and test him, and finally came to the conclusion: "There is nothing mentally wrong, he is just abstract." What makes people most angry and hateful is that such an abstract star actually wrote countless popular songs! At the end of the love drama, the female guests all chose him as the one to hold hands with! ...

The economy was in recession and the industry was sluggish. Xu Zhuo, a decorator who had not received any work for two months, just went to his friend's new home to help see how the house was decorated. Unexpectedly, he was taught a lesson by the evil boss. If the walls are uneven and the tiles are hollow, just paint them once for waterproofing, and don't even do a water shut-off test! It doesn't matter if the sewer pipes are not covered with sound-insulating cotton, and they don't provide a weak current box? What's even worse is that the toilet flange is not even installed! Six wires are plugged into a wire pipe, ceramic tiles are laid directly on the gypsum board, and the load-bearing wall is smashed at will. Not only are these people trying to make money, but they are also killing people! Xu Zhuo was puzzled: "Is the chaos in this industry so serious now?" Since there was no job anyway, Xu Zhuo simply transformed and became a post-2000 blogger trying to rectify the market! Cutting corners in decoration, missing a few pounds on the scale, PUA in the workplace, traffic jams on the road, poor property services and high fees, yin and yang contracts... Xu Zhuo manages this kind of chaos! The more you think about it, the more angry you become. If you step back and think about it more and more, you will lose more. It is better to go crazy and consume it than to consume yourself mentally! Don't talk to me about cheating, overlord clauses, and dirty tricks. I only know national standards and laws! Difficult? Then do it according to the law! The main thing is that he is not used to his faults and will not compromise. In one sentence: "If you dare to cheat me, I will rectify your entire industry!" That night, the entire Internet was in tears: "It is strongly recommended to put this post-00 generation at the forefront of the market!" ...

He doesn't pursue the delicacies of temples, but only loves the fireworks of the market. At first, Chen Cheng participated in the food program "Diary of an Early Adopter" just to work a summer job to earn tuition. He never expected that he was accidentally bound to an "evil food system". As long as you prepare delicious food in a simple, convenient and unusual way, you can get various rewards. That's right, the show recording scene directly turned into Chen Cheng's personal show! When others are making noodles with scallion oil, boiling the noodles, and then heating up the oil in a pot and slowly simmering the scallion oil, Chen Cheng microwaves the noodles on high for 3 minutes, then scallions for 5 minutes, pours the sauce, and the dish is out of the pot within 10 minutes without having to clean the pot! While others were blanching the braised pork, removing the foam, frying the sugar, and stocking up on seasonings such as cinnamon and star anise, Chen Cheng smoothly took out a cup of the one-cent fresh orange from the takeaway order. Experts were obsessed with the stewed meat! Others made pimple soup and noodles and stirred the pimples for a long time, but the lumps that came out were still uneven in size; he directly took out the meat grinder, and in a few minutes, the lumps came out, crumbled and even! Do you still have to stare at the fire after cooking mung bean soup for a long time? Throw two pieces of mung bean ice cream in, add water, cook over high heat, it's done in 5 minutes, soft, waxy and sweet! To make barbecued pork, marinate it first and then cook it? Two bottles of Yakult poured directly! After ten minutes, the soup dries up and becomes less flavorful! A series of operations shocked the entire network, and netizens couldn't help but sigh: "Why do I feel like every time I watch him cook, the process is all wrong and the result is all right?" That day, a group of guests from the program team who did not believe in evil came to his home to ask him a difficult question. As a result, this brother came directly and said "one pot", and 10 dishes were cooked in one pot! The guests were immediately confused... ...

Joining traffic jams, cutting in line, overtaking on the wrong side of the road, following a car with high beams, using ETC at high speeds, stopping in the middle of the road to pick up children, blocking the exit of a parking space... Such unethical and bad behavior abounds on the road. People say: "If you endure for a while, the sea and the sky will be brighter, and if you take a step back, the sea will be calm!" But Gu Yin felt: "If you tolerate breast hyperplasia for a while, your spinal canal will become blocked!" It's not easy for anyone in this society. People who are already stressed out by life and work can't breathe. Who doesn't work hard to earn those three melons and two dates? You want me to drive a car and still swallow my anger? No way! In one sentence: "It doesn't matter if you have a Porsche with millions of dollars or a Rolls-Royce with tens of millions, as long as you hit the brakes, the brakes will never be stepped on!" Not convinced? Take insurance! Do you think that the three to four thousand yuan a year for comprehensive insurance is a free contribution to the performance of the insurance company? On the first day of the life observation program "Reconciliation with Life", "Road Judge" Gu Yin was born! In the live video room related to him, you can see various scenes of relieving your anger! No one would have thought that on a life observation program, the people who attracted the most attention were not the glamorous internet celebrity anchors and celebrity entertainers; nor the second-generation rich and second-generation dissidents who were obsessed with life and debauchery; nor the famous entrepreneurs and capitalists on the Forbes list! But an online ride-hailing driver driving a BYD Qin! ...