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I Asked You to Do Entertainment, and You Called All the Emperors Here

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Lu Yuan traveled to the deep mountains and old forests of the high-risk martial arts world, and almost starved to death at the beginning. Fortunately, when he was about to die, the [Wanjie Entertainment Square System] was successfully bound. As long as you receive guests from all over the world and play digital games with them, you can earn commissions and exchange them for treasures from all over the world! As a result, all the emperors from various dynasties became customers of his shop. Zhu Yuanzhang, the great emperor of Hongwu, gritted his teeth and signed the jade seal of the founding of the Ming Dynasty: "Zhuang Ying! We want to win your 100,000 shi of high-yielding potatoes and go back to fill the Ming Dynasty's treasury!" Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, threw the Xuanjia Army Talisman: "Continue to deal me cards! I want to win that penicillin and save little Sizi!" Qin Shihuang, the emperor of the ages, almost lost all the twelve golden men of the Qin Dynasty in order to extract the "Modern High-Definition Map of the World" and the life-extending potion. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che, directly raided the royal treasury, just to win back a life-extending elixir for Huo Qubing, and exchanged it for some modern steel smelting blueprints to go back and beat the Huns. The most outrageous thing is that Emperor Chongzhen was dragged into the entertainment center on the eve of his hanging. He played dice with his last bloody dragon robe to guess the size, and exchanged it for 3,000 fully automatic AK rifles and 100,000 rounds of ammunition. A few days later, Lu Yuan looked at the increasingly abstract emperors and said speechlessly: If you continue like this, history will all go astray!

Inherit the Dilapidated Scenic Spot, What the Hell is the Boss Eight Years Old?

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Lu Ze woke up and time-traveled into the body of an eight-year-old child. At the beginning, both his parents were dead. Not only was he forced into a dilapidated scenic spot that was on the verge of bankruptcy, he was also saddled with a huge debt of up to one million! The whole Internet is laughing at this scenic spot, creditors block the door, and the street office aunt urges him to go to the welfare home every day. However, Lu Ze, who was bound to the [God-Level Folk Amusement Park System], just silently took out a red watercolor pen, painted bloodstains on his little hands, put a band-aid on it, and then pretended to be tired among a bunch of gleaming system props! When the creditor broke in and saw this scene, the 1.9-Meter-old man burst into tears on the spot: "He is only eight years old! What did he do wrong in order to live!" In this parallel world lacking traditional culture, eight-year-old Lu Ze relied on the disguise of a poor cub and the earth's five thousand years of cultural heritage to launch a dimensionality reduction strike! Starting from the first scenic spot [Datang Baixi Street], the intangible cultural heritage iron flowers turned into stars all over the sky, shocking the entire network! Subsequently, the scenic spot started a crazy expansion mode The second scenic spot [Chinese Netherworld Town]: paper stabbing people, driving corpses in western Hunan, and red and white collisions. Hard-core Chinese horror turns foreign haunted houses into rubbish in seconds. Tourists were so scared that their legs went weak but they said they enjoyed it! The third scenic spot [Jiuzhou Prayer Temple]: The God of Wealth appears and the old man pulls strings. Billionaires from around the world queue up in front of eight-year-old Lu Ze in order to burn the first stick of incense! Fire Dragon Dance and Water Splashing Festival in the Fourth Scenic Area [Festival Folk Village] Plum Blossom Pile Lion Dance and English Song and Dance in the Fifth Scenic Area [Xiake Jianghu City] The ancient papermaking and beautiful porcelain in the sixth scenic spot [Tiangong Creation Valley] have come out one after another...

I Asked You to Open a Shop and Pay Off Your Debts, and You Summoned My Sword and Shield?

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Lin Feng travels through a parallel world and starts by inheriting a pet cafe that is on the verge of bankruptcy, plus a two million usury loan with a three-month deadline! Just when he was about to buy a standing ticket and run away with a bucket, the [God-level employee recruitment system of all realms] awakened. I thought I could summon a nine-tailed demon fox to serve as a welcome guest, the Monkey King as a security guard, and reach the pinnacle of life in minutes. However, the first employee I summoned turned out to be the abstract god Gao Shidan with a Shiba Inu head and a brown furry ball body! What's even more outrageous is that the system has a time limit of ten minutes for cross-server negotiations. If the negotiation fails, you will have to wait for death. In order to survive, Lin Feng had no choice but to bite the bullet and make cross-server encrypted calls with this round-headed dog who could only speak my sword and shield, and even coaxed and tricked it into signing a contract of prostitution. However, this is only the beginning of the intrusion of abstract forces into reality. Soon, a banana cat who always said Bibi Labu as he walked became the store's lucky mascot, and customers would repeat Bibi Labu along with it! The grumpy penguin, who barked when he was angry, slapped the loan shark who came to collect debts out of the door, and was gloriously appointed as the security captain. There is also the owl-like Baba Boyi cat, which forcibly controls all the tourists who come in, and they all imitate Baba Boyi! Lin Feng fell into deep thought when he looked at the internet-spirited creatures dancing wildly in the room, and then at the rich and powerful people lining up outside waiting to spend huge sums of money to experience spiritual pollution. "I really just want to pay off the two million loan. Why is this pet cafe open and turned into the number one abstract shelter in Blue Star?"

Weird Rules: Play as the Red Wolf Pan at the Start

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Weird rules will come to Aquamarine Star, and failure will bring endless natural disasters. The Dragon Kingdom has lost five games in a row unprecedentedly, its national fortunes have plummeted, its resources have been exhausted, and the whole country has fallen into endless despair and silence. When the sixth round of ghost story draws started, countless people from the Dragon Kingdom prayed frantically to draw a King of Soldiers or a Taoist disciple who could turn the tide. As a result, Su Mu, who shoulders the hopes of 1.4 Billion people, made a brilliant appearance, and the starting identity he drew turned out to be Red Wolf's frying pan! The Longguo live broadcast room instantly collapsed: I am going to die! The worst thing about other people's homes is a mutated wild boar, but we're just giving away hardware and building materials? ! What can you do with a broken pot that cannot move or speak? Do you expect it to make a stir-fry to satisfy the weirdness? However, when the dark version of the Qingqing Prairie dungeon was officially opened, the style of painting went in an extremely outrageous direction. Facing the indescribable strangeness coming, the red-clothed and ghost-like Red Wolf closed his eyes and waved casually. The pan in mid-air suddenly made a sharp turn of 90 degrees that violated Newton's laws, with real damage that absolutely broke the defense, and accurately shot the head of the terrifying creature! In the following days, this pot can not only automatically lock the head and kill monsters, but can also forcefully trigger the escape by smashing open the gas tank by accurately falling. Watching the surveillance replay, the Dragon Kingdom's top expert group was so excited that they shed tears on the spot and started a nationwide craze for transformation: "Understood! Su Shen has seen through the nature of the rules! He abandoned the human body and transformed into a dead thing. This is the ultimate tactic to perfectly avoid spiritual pollution! This pot is our Dragon Kingdom's national artifact!" Su Mu lay on the greasy stove and looked at the sky speechlessly: Is there a possibility that I am really just a kitchenware without emotions?

Canopy: Xiaosizi and Changle's Daily Life in the Cafe

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Su Mu, a powerful salted fish, just wanted to waste time in his 200-square-meter cafe, but a surprise came from heaven. A soft and gluttonous little dumpling, Xiao Sizi, and her all-powerful eldest princess, Li Lizhi, smashed directly into his pile of Pikachu dolls! At the same time, a huge light curtain spanning time and space forced this scene to be broadcast live all day long in the sky of all dynasties! When Su Mu brought out a cup of exquisite swan latte art coffee, he casually lit up the bright crystal chandelier above his head. Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty was so shocked that he even dropped his wine bottle: "Are we right? That boy drew a white swan in the dark poison?" Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms looked at the sky and his eyes turned red: "The iron-clad beast can travel thousands of miles a day without a horse, and the city is full of fairy wonders!" From experiencing the fun of the claw machine for the first time, to going to the beach to watch the fireworks show; from teaching Princess Changle to watch modern romantic dramas, to feeding the little Sizi into a chubby snack. Su Mu: "Sizi, would you like to take you to the amusement park to ride the roller coaster today?" Little Sizi held half a big watermelon and dug it out with a spoon: "What a duck, what a duck! I still need Qi's steaming happy water!" Princess Changle put on a modern floral dress, pulled the hem of the skirt slightly awkwardly, and asked with a blushing face: "Su Mu... Will it be too, too weird for me to wear this dress?" Li Er, who was far away in the Tang Dynasty, looked at the eldest daughter who was like a flower in the sky, and drew the Emperor's Sword with eyes blazing: "This is unreasonable! How dare you, a thief, let my princess wear such a short skirt, I will fight with you!!"

Weird Stories About Rules: the Start of Plants Vs. Zombies is Tricked

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The weird rules of the national destiny are coming, and the chosen ones from 197 countries around the world are randomly selected to enter the copy. Failure, the country's resources are halved, and an S-class natural disaster strikes! As a time traveler, Qin Yu was selected, but was drawn into the weakest camp [Botanical Gardener], which was ridiculed by the world. Facing the [Zombie Legion] encirclement and suppression by players from all over the world, Qin Yu looked at the blood-stained rule paper in his hand and smiled. [Dave's Yard Survival Rules]: [Rule 1: Dave is undergoing an indescribable ascension. No matter what chewing noises come from the house, never look back at the window! [Rule 2: A sunflower has a human face and likes to be praised, but if it sheds tears of blood, please give it a slap immediately! [Rule 3: The Nut Wall is a masochist, please humiliate it as much as you want, its shell will harden due to excitement. While players from other countries were controlling [Thug Zombies] and [Pole Vault Ghosts] to try to break through the defense line, Qin Yu had already activated the [Weird Hybrid System]. "This zombie's defense is too high?" "System, fuse [Corpse-Eating Big Mouth Flower] and [Cherry Bomb]!" The next second, the [Explosion Devourer] rose from the ground, opened its abyss mouth, swallowed the zombies, and triggered a nuclear explosion in its belly! Facing the balloon zombies that were attacking from the air, Qin Yu planted [Cactus (Eyeball Tower)] + [Titus Tail (Netherworld Cat)] = [All-Seeing Eye·Tracking Stinger] with his backhand! Seven days later, when players from all over the world looked at the Cthulhu version of Dave made up of countless plant limbs behind Qin Yu, the world collapsed. Qin Yu: Actually, as long as you don't mess with my plants, I will just be a farmer... "

Is it Reasonable to Change My Job as a Paper Maker?

Dongdong Is Lazy Again

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The game has come to reality, the rules of the world have been subverted, and everyone has entered the era of career change. Su Ming traveled through time, but during the job transfer ceremony, he awakened from what is generally considered the most unlucky and useless life occupation - [Paper Maker]. Everyone laughed: "Apart from burning paper for the dead, what else can this profession do? Do you want to download a dungeon to let the monsters mourn?" Su Ming smiled calmly and activated the [Strange Value System] with his backhand! As long as you kill the monsters and absorb the soul, you can obtain the "strange value", imbue the ordinary paper with spirituality, and even evolve into the Yin God in myths and legends! [The finishing touch]: After consuming the weird value, the paper man opens his eyes and turns into a body of steel when he lands. He is invulnerable and has physical superpower! [Cut paper to become soldiers]: A piece of yellow paper, cut out a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, and with a command, a million Yin soldiers cross the border, and not a single blade of grass grows! [Underworld Tongbao]: It looks like an underworld coin, but it is actually a high-explosive grenade. If it is hit with a face value of 100 billion, the lord boss will have to kneel down and call grandpa! While others were still complacent about conquering a goblin camp, Su Ming was already sitting in the [Netherworld Eight-carrying Carriage], followed by [Black and White Impermanence], and activated the "Hundred Ghosts Night Walk" mode in the abyss copy. Facing his terrified teammates and enemies, Su Ming looked innocent "Don't be afraid. My paper Zagatlin is a magical weapon that has been consecrated. I am just a daily life player doing handicrafts. It makes sense, right?"

The Holy Son of Qi Pavilion in the Beginning, I Can Hear the Empress's Heart

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After traveling through time and becoming the Holy Son of Shenbing Pavilion, Su Bai, the start is on hell difficulty! At the engagement ceremony, Ye Chen, the son of luck, kicked down the door and snatched the bride, shouting: Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, don't bully young people into poverty! Su Bai looked at himself in the standard villain attire, and was about to be slapped in the face according to the script, but suddenly the voice of his fiancée rang in his mind. [This idiot Ye Chen is here to draw the pie again! In the last life, he tricked me into elopement and trained me into a puppet. Now, in this life, do you still want to make a fool of yourself? Su Bai realized it! It turns out that the fiancée of the aloof saint is actually the reborn empress? And he also has a blood feud with the Son of Luck? Then these thighs must be hugged tightly! Facing the provocation from the Son of Destiny, Su Bai took out a [Magic Modified Desert Eagle] with his backhand. Seven steps away, the gun is fast; within seven steps, the gun is accurate and fast! From then on, Su Bai embarked on a path of no return that destroyed the style of painting in the world of immortality. Ye Chen: I have the ancient sword intention and can cut the stars! Su Bai: Well, Elder Wang, roll out our [Namo Gatling Bodhisattva] and consecrate it to Brother Ye. " Ancestor of the Soul Palace: I am a powerful person in the stage of becoming a god, and my body is immortal! " Su Bai: No more talk? Okay, activate [Spiritual Guide Flying Sword] to send warmth to the ancestor. While others were still struggling to cultivate in seclusion and seize opportunities, Su Bai had already transformed the Shenbing Pavilion into the first modern arsenal for cultivating immortals with the information he gained from his heart. Qinghan looked at the mountain of psychic cannons and fell into deep thought. [In the last life... Was the Divine Weapon Pavilion so powerful? Su Bai: Madam, don't think about it, this is called scientific cultivation of immortality, and its power is boundless!

Changed Job to Wine Swordsman, Relying on the Country to Kill Gods and Demons with My Sword

Dongdong Is Lazy Again

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The game comes to reality, Warcraft is raging, Su Xinghe awakens the only mythical profession at the beginning - [Wine Sword Fairy]! Talent 1 [Wine Country Cave]: Devour all things and brew fairy brew! The higher the quality of the wine you drink, the stronger the Sword Immortal skills you unlock! (Drink mortal wine to learn the art of sword control, drink divine wine to learn how to open the heavenly gate with one sword!) Talent 2 [Green Lotus Sword Bone]: The body forms its own sword tomb, which can swallow thousands of swords in the world! Every time you collect a sword, the base attack power will be +1%, with no upper limit! (With a hundred thousand hidden swords, a flat A is a forbidden curse!) [Qinglian Sword Song]: Put poetry into the sword, and the sword energy will span thirty thousand miles! [Wine Country Cave]: Devour all things and brew fairy wine. The better the wine you drink, the stronger skills you unlock! [Qinglian Sword Bone]: The body forms a self-contained sword mound. Every time a sword is collected, the basic attack power is +1%, and there is no upper limit of stacking! Being strong means being very strong, but burning money is also really burning money! If you want to unlock the forbidden curse, you need to drink god-level immortal brew; if you want to become a god with one sword, you need to hide millions of swords? Su Xinghe, who has a poor family, said: If I can't support myself in this profession, I will just hand myself over to the state! "As long as the country controls wine and swords, I will guard the country for China!" As a result, the style of painting changed: While other professionals are still struggling to defeat monsters and explode equipment, Su Xinghe has already emptied the military region's arsenal, and his basic attack power has increased tens of thousands of times! Other guilds were still competing for the first kill of the BOSS, and the country directly dispatched an aircraft carrier formation to cripple the Dragon King of the Abyss, just to get Su Xinghe's blood to make wine. While other countries were still struggling to resist the beast tide, Su Xinghe was already drinking the special immortal brew, and with his drunken eyes, he flattened the entire S-level restricted area with one sword!

National Fortune: Get Unlimited Safety Boxes at the Start

Dongdong Is Lazy Again

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In the apocalypse of the future, the national destiny game is coming! Players from all over the world are randomly selected to enter the mysterious tomb dungeon and engage in a life-and-death game of "search, fight, and evacuate." The materials brought out will be embodied a hundred times and feed back to the country! However, there is a gap in history, and humans around the world know nothing about the ancient tombs. Special forces from other countries thought the coffin was a treasure chest and knelt down when they opened the lid; they thought it was a biological weapon when they saw a zombie, but the strafing failed and they were torn into pieces! Due to continuous defeats, the Dragon Kingdom's national destiny declined and its resources were depleted until Shen Li crossed over. As a gold-touching captain in his previous life, Shen Li looked at the familiar Qin Emperor's Mausoleum, King Xian's Tomb, and the ancient city of Jingjue, and smiled. What's even more outrageous is that he discovered that his golden finger turned out to be a safety box with infinite grids! In order to save weight, others only dared to carry a pistol and two bottles of water. They were so anxious that they wanted to cry when they saw that they could not move away the valuable wealth. Shen Li: I'll pack all the things I like! Bronze tripod? Receive! Golden nanmu coffin? Receive! What? Is this rice dumpling wearing a jade garment with golden threads? Pick it off and take it away with the rice dumplings! When players from other countries were still complacent about bringing out a jade pendant. Shen Li had already pried away the entire ancient tomb, including the floor tiles. Settlement interface: Dragon Kingdom has received an S-level evaluation, materializing... Billions of tons of resources! The global audience went crazy: "What is he doing? Is he buying goods?!" Shen Li: "I also want to keep a low profile, but my backpack doesn't allow it."

Transferred to the Role of King of Rocks, and Shocked the School Beauty with His Sudden Appearance

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In the era of job transfer for all people, monsters are raging and secret realms are rampant. Shen Li changed his profession and became recognized as the "most useless profession" - rock-type heavy shield wielder. This kind of profession has no damage, no displacement, is heavy and can be beaten, and has been ridiculed by countless people as a "moving target" and "nothing but hard." Even if the aloof school beauty is willing to lead him into a team to gain experience, everyone feels that Shen Li can only be a gangster in this life. Until Shen Li awakened and awakened the only hidden template [Seven Rulers of the World·Emperor of the Rock King]! [Heart of God]: Defense? That's my attack power! Amount of shield? That's my blood bar! [God of Contract]: Want to fight with me? First sign a life and death certificate, and those who violate the contract will be killed immediately! As a result, the style of painting changed: While the other shield guards were trembling while holding up their shields, Shen Li crossed his arms and strolled around. The monsters around him bumped into his shield and knocked him into pieces! While other mages were desperately moving to avoid their skills, Shen Li waved his hand, and a huge star with a diameter of one thousand meters fell from the sky, petrifying and smashing the entire dungeon and the boss together! Zhang Wei, the best friend of the second-generation rich man, hugged his thighs and cried bitterly: "Brother Chen! Were those monsters killed by you just now? Do you call these shield guards?!" School beauty Lin Qingxue looked at the unharmed people and doubted their lives: "According to data, the thickness of Shen Li's shield just now... Is longer than the health bar of the world boss?!" Shen Li took a sip of tea and looked at the equipment on the ground calmly: "Don't ask, ask and it will be as safe as a rock, and the sky will move everything!" "By the way, um... Who can help me pay for my tea?"

I Changed My Job as a Traveler, and the School Beauty Turned Out to Be Nasida, the Goddess of Grass

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The game merges with reality, and everyone is changing their jobs. On the day of job transfer, school beauty Qingmei Lin Qian awakened the legendary assistant [Grass God Nasida], triggering a national-level scramble. But Kongyu, the traveler, awakened the [Traveler] who initially had no elements and held a blunt sword, and was ridiculed by the entire network as inferior to the miners. But only Kongyu knows that this is the T0 profession that trumps all! Unlock the seven elements and become an army with one person! No elements? That is the statue of the Seven Heavenly Gods that has not yet been touched in the sea of ​​consciousness! No harm? That's because you don't understand what elemental reaction is! The most important thing is that the natives of this world don't understand elemental reactions at all! In In their eyes, thunder and grass do not interfere with each other, and water and fire can only cancel each other out. Only Kong Yu and Lin Qian can trigger nuclear explosion combos that are outside the laws of the world! When everyone was slowly losing blood with fireballs, Kongyu drew out his one-handed sword with his backhand. Wind type [Wind Vortex Sword] gathers monsters and spreads! Rock type [Star Sword] hits people with shields! The thunder type [Thunder Shadow Sword] charges and explodes! And the damage figures like nuclear explosions popped up, and the powerful people all over the world were dumbfounded. "What the hell? Who said travelers are useless? This is a humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb!" "Wait a minute, why does the beautiful God of Wisdom campus beauty only give support to that loser?" Lin Qian held Kong Yu's arm and smiled sweetly. "Because we are the Alliance of Travelers~"

Weird Stories About Rules: Starting from the Childhood of the Pig Man

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The national destiny game is coming, Dragon Kingdom kneels for three consecutive games, the national destiny is in danger! Just when everyone was in despair, the time traveler Lu Li was selected and entered the S-level monster dungeon called Honkai. And the first copy he drew turned out to be "Weird Building Block City"! Start as the character Pigman! "It's over! This time it's really a pig! The Dragon Kingdom is hopeless!" When the whole world was laughing, Lu Li looked at the [Cursed Five Spirit Lock] that was still bleeding on his wrist and the [Super Lollipop] on the table that could clear people's sanity, and grinned. How is this a certain death situation? This is clearly my childhood memoir! While players from other countries were so frightened to see the muscular superman holding a chainsaw, Lu Li calmly went up to clean his opponent's shoes. Lu Li: Brother Qiang! Your boots are dirty, please wipe them for you! Who in this building block city doesn't know that Brother Qiang is the most handsome? Superman:? ? ? Little Piggy, you have a vision! From now on, I will protect you in this neighborhood! As a result, the painting style changed! Others narrowly escaped death in the ghost story, but Lu Li recognized his relatives in the ghost story! Facing the mad doctor who likes human experiments, Lu Li: Teacher Fu, your invention is astonishing to the past! Facing the little Daidai who only had three seconds of memory but had the ability to kill instantly, Lu Li took out a lollipop with his backhand: Daidai, do you want some candy? Go kill that Sakura Country player! Audience: Damn it! Is this really a strange rule? Players from various countries: Report! Dragon Kingdom players are cheating! He and Weiwei are in the same group! Lu Li: What weird story? This is obviously my memoir!