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Dear Father Moran Anderson: Congratulations, although you have never smoked, you are lucky to have lung cancer and are at a good age when your soul is fresh and sweet. Unfortunately, your business of raising the "Hellspawn" is not yet complete, and this Duke has to activate the "suspended death" clause. After all, these slippery little guys are far less lovable than they look. Be sure to feed them delicious souls on time, whether human, demonic, or angelic. Don't forget to abide by the "Truce Agreement between Heaven and Hell" and the "Exorcist Association Management Act." You don't want Michael and Gabriel to know about the deal between us, right? If you have any other questions, you can also come directly to Hell to consult the Duke. I look forward to the day when I personally harvest your soul. --Lucifer, Duke of Arrogance, your trustworthy contact person in hell