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My name is Lu Buyan, and I live up to my name. My ideal is to be a silent good-for-nothing. Until I touched a broken Qin from the Tang Dynasty that was said to be passed down from my ancestors-- "Bah! Who is going to kill me with chemical reagents? I was personally cut by Lei Shi, and Li Guinian personally tuned it back then! Get that dirty cloth away!" "That fake Xuande stove next to you, don't pretend to be dead! You just baked it last week, do you think I can't smell it?" The blue and white porcelain vase in the corner sighed: "Alas, young people today don't know how to appreciate the stories of us old guys..." Me: "???" Help! I just want to lie down, I don't want to be the neighborhood committee aunt in the cultural relics industry! I thought I could use this skill to pick up some small leaks and wait to die. Unexpectedly, the mysterious organization "Shadow Hand" was eyeing the national treasure. Gu Qingyan, a cold female expert, suspected that I was hiding something. Even the enamel cup I used for eating started claiming to be the "strongest king" and started PUA on me! Gu Qingyan: "Mr. Lu, what do you think of this fragment of "Yongle Dadian"?" The broken page screamed in my mind: "Look at his sister! Save me quickly! I have a treasure map of Zheng He's voyages to the West!" My enamel cup: "Coward! Take the order! Get this order, meet the KPI, and unlock the junior trial version of 'Restoration Technique' for you!" As a result, my salty fish life completely collapsed. Now, they asked me to listen to the cry of "Jiuzhou Dragon Qi Zhenwu", saying that this is related to the survival of civilization. I am holding my "Strongest King" cup, looking at the Mount Fuji that is about to erupt and the leader of the "Shadow Hand" who is about to make a move, and I just want to ask: "Is it too late to resign now?"