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明末之我崇祯无为而治
Coders Who Love History
Me: Chongzhen, you can learn from your brother to be a carpenter. Even the Ming Dynasty couldn't finish it that fast. Chongzhen: You can do it, you can't even handle Wei Zhongxian. Me: Why should I mess with Wei Zhongxian? Chongzhen: You are a young emperor. If Wei Zhongxian kills you, it will be like squeezing an ant to death. How can you sleep? Me: You are a young emperor. You and Queen Yi'an are the only ones left in the Taichang lineage. If you kill the old housekeeper Wei Zhongxian, will the civil servants, generals and vassal kings still listen to you? When the time comes, will you take the cloth woven by Queen Zhou and give it to Yuan Chonghuan? Chongzhen: If Wei Zhongxian kills me, should I follow Yuan Chonghuan's example of "being a ghost and still prospering the Ming Dynasty"? Me: If you are gone, Taichang will have no heirs. Your cousin Zhu Yousong came to the throne. Your uncle Zhu Changxun is still there. Your grandmother Zheng Taifei is still there. Wei Zhongxian is so crazy that he hired an empress dowager to take care of him? Chongzhen: He asked Ke Baba to take the palace maid out to Wei Liangqing and pretend to be the emperor's brother's posthumous son. This is to imitate Lao Ai. Can I not kill him? Me: You and Tianqi were both born during the Wanli period, so there is no doubt about your identity. If you two were gone, and Wei Zhongxian found a baby and said it was Tianqi's son, do you think anyone would believe it? Even if Wei Zhongxian dared, Cui Chengxiu would not dare. Cui Chengxiu must know how Lu Chan and Lu Lu died, and what Zhou Bo and Chen Ping did. Chongzhen: You come, you come. Now they are impeaching Cui Chengxiu. You come to approve this memorial. I, Zhu Youjian, want to see if you can last 17 months. You will be killed by Wei Zhongxian in 17 fucking days. Me: Damn it, I'm already gone. Longwu's chances are greater, and Ming Dynasty may not be here yet.
Me: Chongzhen, you can learn from your brother to be a carpenter. Even the Ming Dynasty couldn't finish it that fast. Chongzhen: You can do it, you can't even handle Wei Zhongxian. Me: Why should I mess with Wei Zhongxian? Chongzhen: You are a young emperor. If Wei Zhongxian kills you, it will be like squeezing an ant to death. How can you sleep? Me: You are a young emperor. You and Queen Yi'an are the only ones left in the Taichang lineage. If you kill the old housekeeper Wei Zhongxian, will the civil servants, generals and vassal kings still listen to you? When the time comes, will you take the cloth woven by Queen Zhou and give it to Yuan Chonghuan? Chongzhen: If Wei Zhongxian kills me, should I follow Yuan Chonghuan's example of "being a ghost and still prospering the Ming Dynasty"? Me: If you are gone, Taichang will have no heirs. Your cousin Zhu Yousong came to the throne. Your uncle Zhu Changxun is still there. Your grandmother Zheng Taifei is still there. Wei Zhongxian is so crazy that he hired an empress dowager to take care of him? Chongzhen: He asked Ke Baba to take the palace maid out to Wei Liangqing and pretend to be the emperor's brother's posthumous son. This is to imitate Lao Ai. Can I not kill him? Me: You and Tianqi were both born during the Wanli period, so there is no doubt about your identity. If you two were gone, and Wei Zhongxian found a baby and said it was Tianqi's son, do you think anyone would believe it? Even if Wei Zhongxian dared, Cui Chengxiu would not dare. Cui Chengxiu must know how Lu Chan and Lu Lu died, and what Zhou Bo and Chen Ping did. Chongzhen: You come, you come. Now they are impeaching Cui Chengxiu. You come to approve this memorial. I, Zhu Youjian, want to see if you can last 17 months. You will be killed by Wei Zhongxian in 17 fucking days. Me: Damn it, I'm already gone. Longwu's chances are greater, and Ming Dynasty may not be here yet.