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I am the country, I am the imperial power! The moment Caesar returned to the earth, he vowed to change this era of cowards.

Ask yourself, only a madman can accept Woody's situation calmly. A black-hearted enterprise with no bad intentions, a group of mental patients who are neither good nor bad (in the physical sense), and a sanatorium with no water or electricity 24/7. Every night, I have to worry that a certain patient's room is crawling with tentacles, or that some unlucky person who accidentally enters will become a snack. Everyone must get up at the same time every day, otherwise someone will always be pulled into their bizarre dreams. As one of the few caregivers, Woody said he has a big head. But fortunately "I'm Woody, and I'm a madman." So he said. This is a story about a group of lunatics with interstellar spirituality causing trouble everywhere.

(Mount and Blade: Pendor's Prophecy) Kings quarreled and gods attacked. War resumes in Pendor. The old empire is crumbling, and a new dynasty has not yet come. This is an era full of cowards, but it is also an era that breeds heroes. Fenton stood at the crossroads of destiny and held up his flag, vowing to end this troubled world.

Heretic Bureau Operations Management Regulations: 1. Identification: Dissolve the wizard in water, put the wizard into a sack, and put it into the lake to wait for a while. If it floats in the water, it means it is a powerful wizard; if it sinks to the bottom, it means it is a wizard with heinous crimes. 2. In the interrogation chapter, wizards have unique abilities, so when interrogating them, in addition to the necessary shackles, you also need forbidden magic stones. (Note: The forbidden magic stone is a useless stone. Most of it is dug from the river bed. Only madmen and fools will buy it for use. Note: This is what the Cardinal said personally. Note: Fuck you.) 3. In the actual combat chapter, we rarely play in person. Most of the time, you only need to pay a little gold crown and a mercenary will work for you. If you cannot avoid it, please shout the Pope's name, we are with you. Readership: 1054256356

A canteen that can never sell anything, a group of employees who can conquer another dimension but mess around all day long. "Head, is it okay if you don't go out on field duty this month? That birdman, ah no, the angel has been losing a lot of hair lately." "Yun Yirong, can you, a swordsman like you, put down the Sword in the Stone? That is a cultural relic that needs to be returned! What? You pulled it out, and also pulled out the stone underneath? That's okay." "And Tang Keke, how many times do you want me to tell you! You are a rat, a rat, a rat! You are really not related to those vampire bats!" Bai Ze felt that he would have a myocardial infarction sooner or later before he became a regular employee.

Question: "Lord God, Lord God, please tell your devout believers what I can do to make money quickly?" Answer: "Read the Constitution thoroughly." Question: "Lord God, I, a believer, have been in a difficult situation recently. Can you reward me with some wealth?" Answer: "Yes, nine departures and thirteen returns." Question: "Lord God, if you don't fulfill my wish, I won't believe you anymore." Answer: "Go away, I can't cure infertility." As a god of the past, when Anthony woke up again, he suddenly found that he was on the verge of unemployment. In order to keep his job and regain his former glory, Anthony had to personally solve all kinds of troubles. Now, the first question he faces is - what should he do if his only believer is a retard?