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I got the bad luck system by accident while rescuing people. From now on, bad luck will accompany me. Let's see how I can become the ultimate bad god from a small unlucky guy. The unlucky system binding disabled the school idol in the morning, transferred the number one superstar to the hospital in the afternoon, kicked the boss's head open by kicking a beer bottle in the evening, the system needs to be untied! -------------- "Yes, if you accumulate 10,000 bad luck points, you can untie the knot or spend 100 million yuan to eliminate disasters!" "Okay, I admit defeat and give you some real benefits." "Start your performance by farting and hitting your heels, flipping over in the gutter and yawning until your waist twists. If you can't stand it, just drink cold water and stuff your teeth. As long as you perform well, the benefits will be yours." "System, don't pull me, I'll die for you." -------------- A certain school boy: "Hey, shouldn't you be responsible for my legs? I won't let you go for too long, just for the rest of your life." A certain big star: "My beauty has been desecrated by you, I want to sue you for unspoken rules on me!" A certain domineering boss said: "You are not allowed to set foot outside a one-meter radius, and you are not allowed to move within one meter." A doctor said: "It's so beautiful that we are so lucky. It would be a pity not to make specimens." ... Oh my God! Who have I met? The system doesn't want me to be unlucky again! ------------ System, I've been unlucky. It's obviously not the unlucky time, but I've been unlucky. You have to find a place for me. "In addition to this system that can bring misfortune to the master, there are actually people who can bring misfortune to the master. This is absolutely intolerable. It is up to me to bring misfortune to my master. Let all those people suffer misfortune!" Trolls' mobile phones and computers exploded inexplicably; A female star's clothes were torn off by a dog in the street; Photos of women showing off their wealth without makeup were inexplicably exposed; ... Come on, be cool and throw an unlucky party! ------------ System, when will I not be unlucky? "Master, your awareness is too low. Our aim is to let misfortune accompany you throughout your life, like water and air. As the saying goes, you will become a lucky person only if you have good luck and bad luck. For the sake of a happy life in the future, continue to be unlucky, Master!" Crying to the sky... ---------- Relaxing, funny, golden finger, I hope everyone will support it

I am a fat woman weighing 260 pounds. I am 28 years old this year, but even being ten meters away from a man is a luxury, so I am still a single fat dog. After taking a weight-loss pill purchased on Tmall, I embarked on a journey of losing weight and working part-time to save my female counterpart! "Don't send me on any more missions! I just want to lose weight..." This roar was drowned in the time travel. The heroine didn't give her IQ at the beginning. If you can't see it, don't click in. Why bother? This article is a funny article, I have to write it in the introduction!

She is one of the best Poison Fairies in the world, but she was reborn unexpectedly after failing to survive the tribulation. She is selfish, cunning, poisons silently, and has endless troubles after detoxification. She is a true villain among little girls. But I happened to meet a man who was upright, meticulous and invulnerable to all kinds of poison. -- Having no father or mother, one is bullied and poisoned; The gangsters come to tease and poison; If you can't get the treasures of heaven and earth, you will poison them; Why is that man who is immune to all kinds of poisons and still more powerful than me? I can't afford to offend this Poison Immortal, but I can't afford to hide from him! "You can't hide in this life!" -- A cool one-on-one article! ! !

The unexpected static electricity acquisition system has no great talent or strategy, it just collects sets from various worlds. Clothes, shoes, bags, hairstyles, and skins are all included in this queen's backpack. The GO! GO! GO! Collection system takes you to collect beautiful sets from three thousand worlds. It makes no sense to pamper you in 1v1. A certain system: Host, the backpack is full and cannot be loaded. A certain woman: I don't care, I don't eat or drink, I just want to collect sets.