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Li Bian traveled through time. He was transformed into a useless person who cultivated immortality. He couldn't develop spiritual energy in three years, and he was at the bottom of the outer sect. Then he discovered that many of the rules in this world were unreasonable. The elder Chuan Gong said that spiritual energy is invisible and has no quality. He asked: "Then how to prove its existence?" The elder vomited blood. The hands of the auntie in the cafeteria were shaking when she was picking up the food, and the three-ounce spoons shook into two-ounce pieces. He took the scale and weighed thirty portions. Auntie was transferred. There was an old man on the cliff who had been dead for three thousand years. He was wearing a suit and a monocle and asked him: "Boy, I heard that you are very good at bullying?" Li Bian said: "I'm not a bully, I just think things shouldn't be like this." The old man smiled. He pushed a lamp in front of him that had been burning for three thousand years and was about to go out. Later, the entire world of immortal cultivation knew that Qingyun Sect had a bad guy. He does not fight, does not refine elixirs, and does not gain enlightenment. He was responsible for asking: "The mountain-protecting formation has been open for three hundred years and has not been shut down. How much money did you spend on it?" "The order of the steps in the recipe is reversed. Who copied it serially?" "Tiandao, you have been running for hundreds of thousands of years, are you stuck?" Later, Tiandao sent him a message: "Help me push myself." This is a telling story. The protagonist isn't cheating, he's just a little bit tongue-tied. He took on a disciple who loved to take notes and took on a master who had been dead for three thousand years. Finally, at the gate of heaven, I took out three hundred and seventy-two questions and read them for a day and a night. After reading, the door opened.

Chen Xuan suddenly died at his work station and was reborn as the most useless outer disciple of the Qingyun Sect. The bully stepped on his face at the beginning, but at the critical moment, the Heaven-defying Harmony System awakened! While others worked hard to cultivate their Qi, he relied on humor to gain enlightenment; Others rely on swords to fight, but he can scare away the golden elixir with just one word. A book called "The Art of Harmonious Heart" uses the tongue as a sword and laughter as a sharp edge to sweep away those who are dissatisfied in the sect. The good-for-nothing of the past is gone forever, and now the young man is shaking up the world of immortality with his talk and laughter. It's just that the cold and aloof sect fairy, why did the tips of her ears turn red when she saw him, and she chased after him to teach him a lesson? Chen Xuan smiled and looked at the sky: "The road to becoming an immortal is too boring, so why not laugh all the way and become an immortal?"

Lin Xuan traveled through the world of cultivating immortals, and when he opened his eyes, he was criticized for being "lazy in cultivation". Seeing his fellow sectmate Guan suffer from depletion of spiritual energy, collapse of Taoist foundation, and sudden death in his previous life, he took action! "The methodology of this class of immortal cultivators is all wrong!" When all the disciples of the sect were desperately absorbing the miscellaneous spiritual energy, he posted "Eight Hours of Deep Meditation Efficiency Theory". When everyone was fighting for the elixir, he built a standardized elixir refining assembly line. When the elders advocated the supremacy of asceticism, he held the first "Flying Skateboard Contest" in which spiritual powers were prohibited. Many years later, envoys from the Righteous Alliance came to inspect and saw that Qingyun Sect disciples got off work on time, music fountains and sword dance performances were performed in the square, and the book "Introduction to Scientific Cultivation of Immortality" was hard to find in the library. The messenger's Taoist heart trembled: "What kind of immortal are you... Cultivating?" Lin Xuan, who was already lying down on the rocking chair, took a sip of his homemade spirit milk tea and said leisurely: "To cultivate immortality, you must first be an individual." "Stop being involved, come and learn from me how to lead a new era... Ah no, let's lead a new era."