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Fighting for the world, snatching the wife, Li Er will be stripped bare by me! Reborn Li Yuanba, awakens [Character Sign-in Luck System], steals other people's luck and changes their destiny! Signed in on the first day and snatched the eldest grandson Wujia as his wife; Signing in on the second day, he turned into a poet and slapped Li Er in the face; On the third day of signing in, Yang Guang gave me his daughter; ... Princes, generals, and gods and Buddhas all over the sky can sign in! Li Shimin: My majestic Emperor Ziwei is slapped in the face by Li Yuanba every day. All the gods in heaven are trash! Empress Changsun: Li Yuanba, only by writing a poem can you marry a woman! What? You have more than 25,000 poems? I will fight with you! Fang Xuanling: Your Majesty, I feel that Li Er is a bitch, so I have to continue to sign him! Otherwise, he would be too arrogant and always say that he is Ziweixing! Laojun: Li Yuanba! Please don't sign me! You have wiped out all my luck! Be careful, I have escaped into Buddhism and you will never be able to escape again!

Modern youth Li Yuanba traveled back to the late Sui Dynasty and became Li Yuanba. I found out that I was studying under Master Ziyang, and I could play with the 800-pound drum, urn, and golden hammer at will, and the Wanli Yanyunmao was in my yard. But he doesn't want to smash himself to death in two years! So, he decided to keep a low profile, farm, feed chickens, and be a good man in the new Tang Dynasty. Li Yuan: Treason! Why don't you go and quell the Eighteenth Route Rebel King? Li Yuanba: No time! The winery in my village is selling wine today, and I can't be absent! Li Shimin: Third brother! Come and help your brother destroy Wagang Village! Li Yuanba: Come on, the cow in my farm is about to give birth to a calf, and I can't leave! Li Jiancheng: Third brother, the Xuanwu Sect is waiting for you to come and rescue the orphan. We are waiting online. It's very urgent! Li Yuanba: The user you dialed has shut down, sorry...

Han Xuan was reborn as a tattoo artist in the world of Journey to the West. Just when Sun Wukong went to heaven to watch over the peach garden and cause trouble in the heavenly palace, the monkey demons on Huaguoshan could not escape the fate of being slaughtered by the heavenly palace. Sun Wukong summoned all the monkey monsters and appointed Han Xuan to take charge of Huaguo Mountain during his absence. It turns out that Han Xuan once gave Sun Wukong a tattoo of seventy-two transformations, giving him unprecedented power. As a result, Huaguoshan became different due to the tattoo craze brought by Han Xuan. The red-armed monkey Ma Liu said: "I am really just an earthly immortal, and the Erlang God Yang Jian is like a silver-like wax gun head." The monkey Bengba: "You Buddhist bald donkeys, starting today, you have to do ninety-nine and eighty-one procedures every day before you can eat!" The six-eared macaque: "Tathagata, tell me who asked you to arrange your journey to the west, so that you can be released from the Leifeng Pagoda!" Two months later, Sun Wukong returned to Huaguo Mountain and was immediately shocked: "Let you take charge of Huaguo Mountain, and you will teach all the monkeys on the mountain to become saints.

[History + Tang Dynasty + Signing + Farming] In the ninth year of Wude, a whirlwind suddenly arose in the Tai Chi Palace. Li Shimin's eldest son Li Xian, who was only twelve years old, disappeared mysteriously. Li Shimin was furious and immediately launched an army to avenge his son and launched the Xuanwumen Revolution! ... In the fourth year of Zhenguan, Li Xian became a lifelong friend with a man named Lao Huang. Every time Lao Huang came over, he would ask him about some ways of governing the country and people's livelihood plans, or he would ask questions at every turn. "What kind of person do you think he is?" "How big do you think the Tang Dynasty will win against the Turks this time?" "Who do you think among the sons of the Holy Emperor can be the emperor?" Li Xian suddenly became angry. I have the 95th Supreme System, I know astronomy from above, geography from below, and I can manage the people and the army. You just ask some idiot questions? If it weren't for the large reward you gave me, would I have answered seriously? However, just when Li Xian had saved enough money and was about to leave, Lao Huang asked: "Do you want to be emperor?" Li Xian said: "Old man, how many dishes are there, how drunk are you?" The old man became anxious, "I tell you, I am Li Shimin! You are my eldest son!"

Modern youth Li Yuanba traveled back to the late Sui Dynasty and became Li Yuanba. I found out that I was studying under Master Ziyang, and I could play with the 800-pound drum, urn, and golden hammer at will, and the Wanli Yanyunmao was in my yard. But he doesn't want to smash himself to death in two years! So, he decided to keep a low profile, farm, feed chickens, and be a good man in the new Tang Dynasty. Li Yuan: Treason! Why don't you go and quell the Eighteenth Route Rebel King? Li Yuanba: No time! The winery in my village is selling wine today, and I can't be absent! Li Shimin: Third brother! Come and help your brother destroy Wagang Village! Li Yuanba: Come on, the cow in my farm is about to give birth to a calf, and I can't leave! Li Jiancheng: Third brother, the Xuanwu Sect is waiting for you to come and rescue the orphan. We are waiting online. It's very urgent! Li Yuanba: The user you dialed has shut down, sorry...