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转生哥布林：生存指南越写越厚
Bedding Person
The first day I traveled through time and became a goblin, I was forced to participate in the Demon King's Army pre-service training. The lecturer tapped on the blackboard and emphasized: "Remember, there are three things that human braves will not fight: they will not fight cheaters, they will not fight those who are good-looking, and they will not fight those who have cute pets around them." We take notes carefully and strive to be a group of qualified cannon fodder with professional qualities. But he never expected that the first knight he encountered after officially taking up the post would possess all three taboos. . . ! Seeing my companions shouting lines and rushing to give away experience, I decisively raised my white underwear and said, "Sir Brave, I surrender!" The knight's sword stopped at the tip of my nose and asked in a cold voice: "Reason?" I diligently handed over my homemade "Goblin Survival Guide": "Sir Knight, do you need a professional complainer?"
The first day I traveled through time and became a goblin, I was forced to participate in the Demon King's Army pre-service training. The lecturer tapped on the blackboard and emphasized: "Remember, there are three things that human braves will not fight: they will not fight cheaters, they will not fight those who are good-looking, and they will not fight those who have cute pets around them." We take notes carefully and strive to be a group of qualified cannon fodder with professional qualities. But he never expected that the first knight he encountered after officially taking up the post would possess all three taboos. . . ! Seeing my companions shouting lines and rushing to give away experience, I decisively raised my white underwear and said, "Sir Brave, I surrender!" The knight's sword stopped at the tip of my nose and asked in a cold voice: "Reason?" I diligently handed over my homemade "Goblin Survival Guide": "Sir Knight, do you need a professional complainer?"