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Tianting Bbq Stall
Urban天庭烧烤摊
A Sharp Nosebleed
This is a story about "involution in the fairy world" and "revolt in the human world". The protagonist Zhang Tianbao, known as "Brother Bao", is a gangster from the Dongshi Locomotive Factory. His main job is to feed the elderly, and his side job is to help the neighbors live in peace. His life creed is "If you can sit down, never stand, if you can lie down, never sit down, if you can feed the old, never struggle." It was just such a thing, but at the age of twenty-eight, his life took a huge turn - he was struck by lightning. It's not the kind of thunder that "comes from heaven", but because he pokes the lightning rod with an iron pick while having a barbecue on the rooftop. When he opened his eyes again, standing in front of him was a bald old man wearing an undershirt, waving a cattail leaf fan and wearing flip-flops. The old man calls himself Yun Zhongzi and is the director of Tianting's office in Dongshi. He holds a document with the Jade Emperor's seal in his hand. It says: According to the system's calculations, Comrade Zhang Tianbao has deep immortal roots and is specially recruited as a "civil servant of the three realms". He will report to heaven immediately. Zhang Tianbao thought that he would reach the pinnacle of his life, with a peach in his left hand and a fairy in his right hand. But when he went there, he discovered that it was all a fucking trap! However, as he went deeper and deeper, he discovered a shocking secret: behind the so-called "spiritual energy depletion" was actually a shocking conspiracy against heaven. And he, the most useless bastard, has become the key to breaking the situation. A great chaos in the fairy world belonging to the gangsters has begun.
This is a story about "involution in the fairy world" and "revolt in the human world". The protagonist Zhang Tianbao, known as "Brother Bao", is a gangster from the Dongshi Locomotive Factory. His main job is to feed the elderly, and his side job is to help the neighbors live in peace. His life creed is "If you can sit down, never stand, if you can lie down, never sit down, if you can feed the old, never struggle." It was just such a thing, but at the age of twenty-eight, his life took a huge turn - he was struck by lightning. It's not the kind of thunder that "comes from heaven", but because he pokes the lightning rod with an iron pick while having a barbecue on the rooftop. When he opened his eyes again, standing in front of him was a bald old man wearing an undershirt, waving a cattail leaf fan and wearing flip-flops. The old man calls himself Yun Zhongzi and is the director of Tianting's office in Dongshi. He holds a document with the Jade Emperor's seal in his hand. It says: According to the system's calculations, Comrade Zhang Tianbao has deep immortal roots and is specially recruited as a "civil servant of the three realms". He will report to heaven immediately. Zhang Tianbao thought that he would reach the pinnacle of his life, with a peach in his left hand and a fairy in his right hand. But when he went there, he discovered that it was all a fucking trap! However, as he went deeper and deeper, he discovered a shocking secret: behind the so-called "spiritual energy depletion" was actually a shocking conspiracy against heaven. And he, the most useless bastard, has become the key to breaking the situation. A great chaos in the fairy world belonging to the gangsters has begun.