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An outstanding masterpiece that combines detective, supernatural, horror, reasoning, time travel, romance, comedy and epic. --Douglas Adams. What do a dead cat, a computer prodigy, an electric monk who believes the world is pink, a professor of time who lived for more than two hundred years (and possibly more), the poet Coleridge, quantum mechanics and pizza have in common? Apparently there isn't much in common. It's not until Dirk Gentry, a self-styled private eye, saves humanity from extinction by solving a mysterious murder, eating a lot of pizza, and discovering a ghost that all the connections emerge. To learn more, open this book (better yet, buy it and read it), or contact Dirk Gentry's Holistic Detective Agency.

Some theories claim that if anyone really figured out why and why the universe exists, the universe would immediately disappear and be replaced by something even weirder and more difficult to explain. Other theories claim that this has already happened. ... An inconspicuous planet named "Banqiu" located on the edge of the Milky Way suddenly launched an extermination attack on the entire Milky Way, just because it suddenly discovered the existence of the Milky Way. Before this, the Banqiu people always thought that they lived alone in the universe because the planet was surrounded by heavy dust nebulae. The Banqiu army is a bunch of white robots with weapons that look very similar to cricket bats and cricket balls to us. For this reason, other planets in the galaxy always stay away from the Earth. Because we play cricket.

Dirk's Holistic Detective Agency, we solve the entire case, we provide the entire evidence. If a cat goes missing, we recover the entire cat (except Schrödinger's cat). If there's a tornado in Texas, we're catching a whole butterfly in Brazil. If you accidentally become a ghost, we can help you cobble together an entire body. In short, we can help you solve all the problems in the universe. If necessary, please bring enough trouble and consultation fee to call 01-3599112 and Dirk Gentry is at your service.