A Series of 100 Must-Read Books in the Life of a Shit Shoveling Officer

1 恋 What's Wrong with Your Love Brain? Succulent PeachDanmei (BL)443k Wordscompleted 44kFavorites54.5kClicks/ch18.3kNutrition

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Leaving aside the third world, it is a very delicious sugar water unit. Naihe really can't put it aside. After such a long time, the plot has actually been forgotten, but the feeling of anger and laughter is still stirring in my chest, and it has even seriously affected my perception of the latter two worlds. . The love-hungry naughty woman who is carefree and avoidant and the npd super male who is not long-mouthed torture each other until they grow old. Only a word of respect and blessing can prevent the bad water from flowing out to others. World 1: The lack of heart, the vitality puppy 1x the boss mine, the attack is sweet but not greasy, silly but not silly, cute and very reassuring, the shou has guessed the mission of the mine, it is very reassuring, a perfect match World 2: Natural cold-faced cute Kapibala 1x Eunuch Mine Shou, Gong'er is so cute that he can breastfeed, and he can be smooth even if it is light [poor] The story with his mother is very touching, it seems like the final fantasy of the wild guardian (eye movement), but the same problem as World 1. In order to promote the development of the plot, the conflict broke out too suddenly and too hastily, which affected the b-style World 4: The arrogant long-haired cat, the naughty ghost boss 1x, is loved by the boss. In fact, this cat is also a bit lacking in love and avoidance, but it is really pitiful and the cat makes me very comfortable. Occasionally, the hair will explode when I am stressed, but it gives me a sense of security and I can coax the top-notch long-haired white cat with different pupils with slow hands [waving hands] World 5: The most affectionate and most sexual group pet little fox 1x Xianzun Mine Shou, this little red dumpling has been seducing me to touch the big tail [biting the handkerchief] The way to kill is to prove that my wife is very right, and I am jealous of myself, and I am also very right. The overall writing is very humorous and I had a lot of fun watching it. The extra linkage of attacking, posting, receiving, and being beaten really made me laugh out loud. The World Five internet meme was a bit overdone and a little awkward.

2 魔 The Devil and the Delicate Flower Ning RongxuanDanmei (BL)338k Wordscompleted 23.6kFavorites39.7kClicks/ch9.7kNutrition

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Needless to say, this is a masterpiece. I will be sad if I miss this nrx because of my main point of view. Okay? Feng Yueci is a very, very, very perfect Flower of the High Mountains. The Bright Moon in the Sky and the Holy Son of the Snow Mountain. No meal replacement on the whole network. The stacking of various adjectives cannot be exaggerated. It is as open-minded as a valley, upright and self-sustained. It is gentle and moist as jade. The mind is innocent, the emotion is the nature, the heart is firm. The wind is clear, the moon is bright, and the beauty is peerless. She understands the vastness of the world and pities the green grass and trees. Upon closer inspection, she still has a bit of a cold-faced and cute flavor. She often doesn't understand but respects every word of Shou's flirtation. She is so beautiful and cute, and has both divinity and warmth [biting handkerchief] Jiang Huan is also a standard nrx product, but he has someone on his love brain. He is a rabid dog who is just right to be shameless and stalking. The little brother sticks too hard, the strength is correct, the posture is correct, and you deserve to be hugged. And the concept of love in this book really impressed me, "You are the bright moon in the sky, there is no need to fall into the mortal world, I will find you on my own." [Biting the handkerchief] That's right, that's what it should be. It's not about trying to catch the moon and let the wind stay. There are always people trying to grab the cluster of flowers that bloom alone and enthusiastically on the cliff. This is nothing more than the desire to conquer and possessiveness in human nature. Those who truly love flowers travel across mountains and rivers just to see the peak, to be by their side at all times, and to let the flowers continue to bloom enthusiastically without any worries. If they are really itchy, they will shovel the top of the mountain back home and take good care of it day and night. In short, they are definitely not trying to privately own Mount Fuji.

3 修 Fix the Cat Watermelon Dipped in Chili SaltDanmei (BL)257k Wordscompleted 9.3kFavorites14.4kClicks/ch4.2kNutrition

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The clear male group dotes on the short-footed pussy 1x. The cat slave is a god, and the male cat is still clueless. The kitten is so cute that it makes people command and go crazy. The pussy in the palm of your hand can be held up with one palm. Look cute from left to right. Look cute. Look at cute. Look down to see cute. 360 Degrees, you can see how cute you are. With short steps. My legs are meowing, I am typing, I am washing my face and stepping on my breasts. It really makes people want to give birth. Damn it, this is my biological kitten [biting the handkerchief] Brother Yao Shen is also an iron tree. The old house is on fire. The old jade eats the young pussy. I am an excellent shit shoveler. The xql double arrows go in both directions. Tiantiandu is a perfect match. I really like the plot arrangement. The main plot occasionally bubbles up in the ordinary daily life, and it is relaxed and relaxed. The strange power and chaotic gods are so comfortable to watch. My children have loved watching urban fantasy since they were young. The ghostly and terrifying atmosphere of the final "Hundred Ghosts at Night" is very well written. It is exciting and a bit hairy to watch in the middle of the night.

4 怎 Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me That Everything Outside Is... Huawu VillageDanmei (BL)385k Wordscompleted 9kFavorites8.3kClicks/ch9.8kNutrition

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The Big Head is very punishing and the Little Head is a very enjoyable book. I feel sorry for An'an as soon as she left the Novice Village and was surrounded by wolves and treated her repeatedly. In the end, I almost came to Lolita. At the same time, I couldn't help but did something bad to the broken Gong'er [Rainbow Fart] Fortunately, everything in the death row prison that died in the end is back on track. An'an, with a cute and innocent deer face, fills up the black widow passively, and the ending can be seamlessly started filming "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Lao Chen's green turtle deserves a separate talk. I haven't seen such humorous and stress-relieving fun for a long time. Every time I laugh with plq, it's really refreshing! It's cheating, it's humiliation, it's cuckoldry, it's the incompetent husband, it's part of the play. The other male guests and An An are all very nice. My brother, mother and son have bad morals. I wish I hadn't met on a certain two-character website, so it was easier for me to be a legitimate brand in name. And I personally like the author's writing style. It's very graphic and atmospheric. If you like blood-slicing slasher films, don't miss [Bite the Handkerchief]

5 我 The Wife I Flirted with Died and Turned into a Male Ghost Huawu VillageDanmei (BL)420k Wordscompleted 7.6kFavorites5.2kClicks/ch5.9kNutrition

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It's still a book that is very enjoyable for big heads and torture for small heads. Normally I don't read The Romantic and Arrogant Young Master 1 and I don't watch Cross-dressing Married Women. But my bestie, listen to me, this time it's really different [Rainbow Fart]. They are scumbags. They are frank and slutty. They show off their level and scumbags. How can they not be considered good boys? They are coquettish and difficult to take care of. They are bad cats who turn their backs and refuse to recognize people after three minutes of heat. But I don't understand how bad they are. They are Ning. He is a straight man who jumps 321 when he is poked because of his love, but his integrity is precious and his life is more valuable. It is not impossible to pick up a gun and force him to do it. He is cowardly but he is good at pampering and is proud of his nose and face. He is so cute [biting handkerchief] Although the real one is dressed as a housewife, there is no description of Ning's appearance, so I just think that he has superb makeup skills, so the impression is acceptable. If you are confused by Lei Mei, you can feel free to enter (purely subjective judgment, I'm sorry if I am offended) The main text is also an immersive cosplay of a beautiful married woman. She was briefly imprisoned, and the true nature of the dank male ghost was revealed in the back. At the same time, Wei Ge's strength in the closet began to get better. The husband and wife were attacking each other, and I couldn't help but hum. The non-spiritual if line is even more experienced. I have to force love with this bad and cowardly stupid cat. [Kiss] There are so many people in the extra chapter. They are all surrounded by death (sorrow) Brother Yamiyami The humid and cold atmosphere is well captured and the humor is just right. The fact that the real person won the resurrection match and painlessly increased his height really made me faint with laughter. I really wanted to chat with the author all night about fear of shadows.

6 小 Diary of a Kitty Ghost Cat Bites FishDanmei (BL)85k Wordscompleted 4.6kFavorites3.3kClicks/ch3.1kNutrition

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The high-energy cow magic pill 1x endures the shit-shoveling official, the cat can mindlessly watch a hundred short videos of cloud-sucking cats flashing in front of his eyes [biting handkerchief] Yumi is a magic pill, but she is really beautiful and is proficient in the skill of one slap and one sweet date. She is good at running around and hitting the ball. Such a beautiful long-haired cow just blinks with green eyes and looks cutely at whoever you place without getting confused, and kisses the mouse with one mouthful [kiss]

7 穿 Entering the Seventy-Year-Old Cult of Farming Jing JingziDanmei (BL)197k Wordscompleted 4.5kFavorites3.8kClicks/ch1.9kNutrition

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The combination of Bai Fumei, a scholar in the city, who is a herbivore, 1x a peasant, who is a carnivore, and a big dog, is a combination that you will never get tired of. The historical background adds a bit of a complex flavor of pure love and taboos. The small fish are naturally caught and indulged. Rong, Brother Wei has many tricks and is fierce, a very tense pair of xql, holding hands and kissing, they are all so good [biting the handkerchief] The farming and cooking parts are also stable and reassuring. We old farmers like to see this kind of bumper harvest.