Copywriting one:
Daliang respects women, and men in the world have been suffering from women for a long time.
Xie Zheren was raised as a murder weapon in the previous dynasty, and the thing he was best at killing was women.
Women, lecherous ones, deserve to be killed! Those who are philandering should be killed! The ungrateful ones deserve to be killed!
He even joined the consortium and tried to kill all the women in the world.
He has killed so many women, so it stands to reason that he would feel relieved.
Until that day, he pretended to be a pregnant waiter and fled on a rainy night with a lying woman.
He held the prosthetic belly and fell into the mud. The cold made him shiver involuntarily, but he cried and said with a smile: "It's okay, Xiao He, just leave quickly. I'll be fine."
He looked at the woman who turned around and was about to abandon him and laughed out loud. The leaves at her fingertips could kill her in an instant.
But she just squatted in front of him, "It's okay! Your father is crying in pain, why are you pretending to be fart with me! Why don't you get up here quickly?!"
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Later,
Xie Zheren thought: Xiaohe is the cutest woman in the world!
You are the cutest when you call me cute, hit me for being cute, and fuck me!
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Copywriting 2:
Although Lin He traveled to ancient times when women were the gods, he could not bear the weight of his shoulders, lift his hands, study, or do business.
Every day, he invites cats and dogs, forms cliques, collects debts for others, and drinks as much wine as he has.
I really don't have any money, so the sisters and I can spend the day together by buying a pot of tea.
Fortunately, her brother could earn some monthly money by working as a prisoner for others, and occasionally he could make some tooth sacrifices.
But the good times didn't last long. Her brother died, so she could only wrap up her breasts and pretend to be her brother to continue working as a prisoner for others.
It's really good to be a young master's slave. If you give it a little emotional value, you can make a fortune.
Whether it is a cold flower who has been hurt by love, or a arrogant son who admires himself;
Whether it is the infertile househusband or the helpless pregnant servant;
…….
From the house to the court, Lin He made a lot of money, but when he turned to leave, he was blocked.
Oh, it turns out that the cold flower discovered that the love letter she received was written on her behalf;
The arrogant son-in-law caught her talking about love in front of others, but cheating on her later;
The housekeeper borrowed seed and turned around to kill her and silence her.
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After passing the test, Lin He just breathed a sigh of relief.
But he saw the murderous look on the face of the pregnant waiter, and he flipped the double daggers flexibly in his hands.
"Don't be afraid, Xiao He, women deserve to die, and so do the men who harm you."
Lin He smiled bitterly: Is it possible, I am also a woman.
Intention: Only sincerity can change sincerity