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Su Zhuowu just stayed up late and played a game. When he opened his eyes again, he fell face down into a completely unfamiliar forest.
He didn't understand the language, he was penniless, and he was chased all over the place by a wild boar.
In a desperate situation, a system called [8017] is forcibly bound, claiming that as long as you complete tasks and earn points, you can draw cards to gain survival assistance.
Su Zhuowu: Draw a card? I'm familiar with this! Bring it on! SSR! Artifact! Divine beast!
However——
The first free draw, the light flashed:
[Buttock Card (Permanent) (SR)]: After use, your hip curve will be permanently optimized, making it plump and plump, with excellent visual effects.
[Body Fragrance Card (Permanent) (SR)]: After use, your body will naturally exude the fresh and elegant gardenia fragrance, eliminating odor and enhancing your charm.
[Lucky Value Card (Fragment) (R) x1]: Collect three fragments to synthesize a complete Lucky Value Card (low-level), which can slightly increase short-term lucky value.
"..."
Su Zhuowu:...8017! What the hell are you talking about? ! Can this be used to hunt wild boars? !
System 8017: [Card effects are random, host please face it actively. Warm reminder, the wild boar is still twenty meters away from you.
In order to survive, Su Zhuowu used the card in tears, and from then on lived in a different world (in a physical sense) a difficult life of "overflowing with fragrance" and "eye-catching buttocks".
Until he met Ling Yao, who was wearing the same clothes and was as cold as ice but seriously injured.
Thinking that there is strength in numbers, Su Zhuowu worked hard to release kindness (and shared the healing card drawn from the system).
Little did he know that from the moment he ran through the forest in panic, it was difficult for Ling Yao to take his eyes away from him.
——Why is your skin so white? The way it looks when running... It's so beautiful. Well, the body proportions are excellent, especially the waist and hip line... Cough.
——Where does the fragrance of gardenia come from? It smells really good... Is it something you were born with?
Ling Yao (expressionless, heart churning): He gave me fruit? Is he worried about my injury? Does he always subconsciously protect me when he walks? Is he... Interested in me? And to a very deep extent?
Su Zhuowu (confused): I'm not! I don't! Don't think blindly! It's all stuck! (And man, your eyes are so scary!)
System 8017: [It has been detected that a high-quality customer (Ling Yao) has a high degree of favorability and unique interpretation of the host. The host please maintain the status.
Su Zhuowu: ... I can't live this life! Also, why are the cards permanent? !
#I am drawing cards in a different world to make survival teammates, but I am crazy about thinking that I have a crush on him#
#Why are all the card effects issued by the system permanent#
#HelpmeHelpmeHe looked at me again with that "I know your mind" look#
[Tucao Survival Master · Confused Little Taiyang Shou (Su Zhuowu) × Cold in appearance and drama in heart · Self-strategy with full marks (Ling Yao)]
//Reading Guide//
*Relaxing and funny time travel story, sweet
*Named Su Zhuowu (杄qiān)
*Shuangjie, 1v1, don't fight or destroy! He
*There are a lot of private things
*Finally, thank you to all readers who clicked on this article! Hope you all like it.
Momoda=3=
Intent: Reconstructing the meaning of survival amidst absurdity and misunderstanding - when unconventional means meet self-strategic brainstorming, survival in desperate situations can also blossom into flowers that coexist with comedy and warmth.