Modern background: A half-baked Taoist priest is attacked by three magic pillars at full level x. Click on a little star~
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Recently, the Demon-Conquering Alliance issued an emergency document:
The devil is about to be born, a type of silver devil, characterized by two black magic pillars, with a bounty of 888888 for clues.
Lin Wuji, who was working as a salted fish in a small Taoist temple, was kicked down the mountain by his master. With the name of a Taoist priest, he took a peach wood sword and followed the demon-suppressing army.
After fighting the goose demon for 500 rounds, Lin Wuji picked up a black cat that rubbed pitifully against his calf. There was a wound on his abdomen, which was suspected to have been injured by his unreliable swordsmanship.
Taoist Taoist Yangyang who is half-assed:...
Before he even got off the mountain, he was in trouble...
The internship days at the Demon Subduing Bureau were very tiring. While catching monsters, he also had to take care of the weird black cat who liked to lick his chest. Every day when I wake up, my body is soft and sore, and some strange changes occur somewhere.
Lin Wuji was puzzled, until one day, a person appeared under his blanket!
A tall man with black hair, black eyes, and a fierce look!
Later, Taoist Yangyang was on the point of crying, accusing the Demon-Conquering Alliance of false data.
Counting the Demon King's tails, there are clearly three! Three!
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After the war a hundred years ago, Chi Xiao fell into a deep sleep until a little Taoist priest in gray robe chased the goose on his grave and swung his mahogany sword and inserted it into his forehead.
It was so noisy.
Chi Xiao was very annoyed. He moved his fingers and was about to deal with the two guys when he suddenly smelled a sweet and delicious smell, which made him want to move.
The Demon King, who had been hungry for a long time, let out a grunt and withdrew the condensed spell evilly.
After a burst of smoke, the little Taoist priest carried the big goose and met a black cat that pretended to be pitiful.
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Lin Wuji hated the legendary devil.
If it hadn't been for him, he wouldn't have been kicked down the mountain by his master, living the life of a social animal from 9 to 5, chasing chicken monsters and duck monsters around every day.
Recently, new news has spread. The rumored big devil has become so perverted that he even kills his own kind! Come one, kill one, come a pair, kill a pair.
Taoist Yangyang was so frightened that he clutched his mahogany sword and hugged the leisurely man when he went home, "You must be careful lately, the big devil is killing monsters every day!"
Chixiao lifted him onto his lap, easily dealt with the wolf demon that was following him, and bit his white neck, "Baby, can you do it seven times today?"
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Small theater 1:
After being completely exposed, the big devil pressed the little Taoist priest under him and raised his wet eyes, "Why is it called Yangyang?"
The little Taoist priest whimpered, like a puddle of mud, panting, "Because... The master said that my five elements are short of water."
"Oh?" The Demon King raised his wet hand, and the thick tail behind him wrapped around his calf, "Then let me help you get more."
"Too much! Too much! Woooooooo"
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Small theater 2:
The Demon-Conquering Alliance and the Demon Realm, which have been turbulent for hundreds of years, have reached a brief peace. After discussion, the two sessions decided to confer the honor of Taoist Yang Yang as Ambassador of Peace.
On the day of the award ceremony, Lin Wuji was nowhere to be seen.
Until the end, the famous Demon King held the limp and sobbing little Taoist priest and took the certificate back.
The story of cute animals and the devil
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The copywriter recorded the screen on August 23, 2025.
Purpose: As long as you persist, you will be the next ambassador of peace
