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You are an ordinary passerby, living an ordinary life. Suddenly one day, a system comes to you. The system requires you to go to another world to be the pope. The reason is that you are the chosen pope that it has been looking for for twenty years!
You: Don't you usually go to another world to be a hero? Why did I start as a villain?
System: Why did you think you were a villain when you first came up?
You eloquently told this artificial retard that the Holy See had been the villain eight hundred times in ACG and that there was a lot of dirty information about a certain Holy See in reality. You also elaborated on the key idea that you are a good person and should never be a villain.
However, you are still forced to bind to this system
And the real surprise is yet to come——
System: The system is under attack... Warning, warning, turn on defense@#@*... Data loss Data loss! Dear customer, welcome to log in to the doujin female simulator system, please enter your name... Warning, warning!
You, who have been tricked by this rubbish malfunctioning system, are like cats:?
You: Meow meow meow meow! ! !
What's all this and what! Mine is hanging!
The next second, the system seemed to be pinched, and another voice surfaced.
A voice: Hello, I am your guardian angel Michael. I tried to let it send you back, but it ran out of energy and could not function until it replenished its energy. I'm sorry.
You: Hello, what was your name? ?
Wow, isn't this the Vatican with countless scandals - the first angel of war under his command? Can I take this with me during time travel?
You finally understand why you are the chosen pope, and you have an archangel by your side!
Miel seemed a little apologetic. He didn't expect this system to be so annoying. This time, your Pope simulator has been turned into a fan simulator. As compensation, they will use their lifetime experience to support you to become the Pope and go home.
And you are very optimistic about this. You look at your erroneous, messy and unmatched panel and say firmly: It doesn't matter, being a pope and being a gay woman are the same thing.
Michael: I mean I have religious experience.
You: I mean I'm very good at fandom.
You look at each other.
Then, you notice something behind the archangel's wings.
The archangel split into many angels in front of you.
Haha, it turns out that He is not an angel, but a group of angels.
Your eyes darkened, and you realized that you had accidentally swept away all the named angels of the Holy See when you traveled through time.
Is it too late to pretend that I am a cat that cannot understand human speech?
Reading instructions
1. Write Pope Simulator and read to engage in religion and become the Pope in the same way as a fan.
2. The text is in third person. The main character is a cat in the Pope Simulator. Other vests include male and female objects, non-human objects, and public accounts taken away by angels. This article is a cat-free article (?); Angels have no gender, and the protagonist's relationship network is pure CB, half-group portrait (make a fist)
3. A half-life, half-serious drama, rejecting all forms of writing guidance and crazy speeches, and strange comments will be clear.
4. The idea record copy has been archived
5. Others to be determined
Intention: People can save themselves